EllieOh! Stan walked!
Now is not the time.
EllieRight.
S2 E2 Let Yourself Go
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Played by Christa Miller
Cougar Town · 82 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Cougar Town: in 29 of its 82 quotes
Most scenes with: Jules Kiki Cobb (21), Laurie Keller (11), Andy Torres (8)
Scenes with Ellie Torres 27
EllieEllie
Okay I'm lost inside my brain again...
EllieOh jelly bean.
Drinking games! I love drinking games!
S2 E2 Let Yourself Go
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Hey hot flash, did you do that? (It says FAKE on her purse)
EllieYes, I did. See the reason why I buy expensive things is to belittle people who cant afford them.
EllieAre you Cuban today?
I will be if you like it.
EllieYeah I like it.
Harsh. But, Ellie and I have a pact.
EllieWe tell each other the harsh truth no matter what.
Ellie': I love pretending that I'm better than everybody else.
Who do you think I got it from.
EllieAwe.
S2 E5 Keeping Me Alive
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Some of us over did it at the pre no more alimony party party, so I made these margaritas with crushed up aspirin.
EllieThey should market this to drunks! Or us.
S2 E5 Keeping Me Alive
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Ellie Torres, I'm fixing to get mad at you.
EllieReally, are you fixing?
Damn it.
You told me before it started that Kevin Spacey was Keyser Söze and I was still surprised! Wait, was he Keyser Söze?
EllieYes!
Alright, so the crippled guy was his evil twin?
EllieNo, same guy.
Well let's just agree to disagree.
EllieTravis has hit that age where all girlfriends could be potential future daughters-in-law. And one will convince him to yank your feeding tube out.
What are you trying to do to me?
EllieI'm winding you up like a toy robot and letting you go!
(About Travis's new girlfriend) So gang, what do we think of her?
Do you think she wears a schoche too much makeup?
Impossible. There's no such thing.
EllieYou look like you poured your makeup on the floor, then rolled around in it.
Poppy, the transsexual at the makeup counter I frequent, would beg to differ.
KKirsten
Plus, Travis scared me. He said you always embarrass him when he brings a girl home.
Travis, I said I would never do that again.
(Popping up from behind a chair) Hi Kristen!
KKirsten
What was that?
What was what?
It's starting again.
(Popping out from behind the cabinet) Hi, Kristen!
(Popping out from behind the couch) Hi, Kristen!
(Popping out from inside a chair) Hi, Kristen!
EllieHey, Kristen.
Okay everybody, big finish.
EEverybody
Hi, Kristen!
KKirsten
(Singing) It's Kirsten, but you can call me whatever... I hate that I'm singing
She's like a nervous little bird!
You guys can understand what I say, right?
It should be me. I probably should've brought this up to you in our first through sixth year of marriage, but sometimes when you talk too quickly or too quietly, or when you talk at all-
EllieGet to it! Bobby, we can't understand one word you say! Or as you would put it, we can't urbadurn your frazzle dazzle! (Everyone but Bobby laughs)
Ya'll think you're funnier than a barrel full of Foxworthys. But you're not. (Leaves)
Does anyone know what he just said?
Nope.
Not a clue.
EllieFrazzle dazzle.
S2 E9 When the Time Comes
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It's a pet cemetery. There's the dove, the squirrel, and for the lizard, I just buried your whole shoe, it was really on there.
This is getting kind of creepy.
EllieLike serial killer creepy.
KKirsten
Are we at a dead lizard's funeral in your mom's yard?
You did this to us.
S2 E11 No Reason to Cry
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