Why'd you come in person? You ever hear of a telephone? It's a handy invention; I'll show you how it works sometime.
We did call.
You did not!
[Flashback; Oscar is on the phone.]
What'd you call me on the phone for?! My taxes paid for this call! You got something to say, you come here and say it in person. Get in the car, you ever hear of a car? It's a handy invention; I'll show you how it works sometime!
[He slams the phone down.]
Who was that?
I don't know, some jackass.
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