[Dean enters anthropology classroom while Duncan is drinking wine, so Duncan throws the glass on floor] And that's how Jews celebrate at weddings! Anthropology!
L'chaim!
S2 E22Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts
Chang babies love the sauce, you know? Alcohol AND Duck.
My nephew Jim was born on the treadmill at Bally Total Fitness; 20% incline.
I never told you this, but Changs are usually born with tails. You... sort of dodged a bullet there.
TTroy
Professor Duncan, you are such a great teacher when you're drinking.
Thank you, Daryl.
It's Troy.
TTroy
Hey, if the man wants to give "Daryl" an A, let him do it.
S2 E23A Fistful of Paintballs
Man, Math Club has gotten a lot better since last year.
Obviously they were practicing while the rest of us went on dates!
It began with a dream, Annie. A dream and an impulse to hide in the men's room. I found that people were willing to roll bullets under the door just for the right to take a dump. By the way, for you guys, taking a dump is on the house.
S2 E24For a Few Paintballs More
TTroy
We just took down a professional paintball warrior.
What? That is absurd! Why would someone who's paid to do things be at Greendale?
I'm calling dibs on the Han Solo role before Jeff slouches into it by default.
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