Not liking Glee club doesn't make us bullies. And implying that is reverse bullying.
[Singing like Betty Boop] Teach me how to understand Christmas
Show me how to open a box
It hurts my little head
When I'm lying in my bed
With visions of sugarplum... socks?
[Confused] Is this a bit?
Teach me how to understand Christmas
Do I trim the tree or the deer?
I can't keep it straight
And now it's getting late
Where does the stocking go? [Puts it on her head] Here? I can't see!
What's a Christmas Eve, is that Santa's lady?
Are snowmen cold or hot?
Won't you be my daddy?
I'm a silly Christmas baby!
Tell me what to deck, 'cause I forgot!
Annie–
Bwain hurty understandy Chwsitmas
Mistletoe for eaty, taste good?
You smarty, me dumb; help pwetty have fun!
Boopy doopy boop doop SEX!
Look, eventually you hit a point of diminishing returns on the sexiness.
What's a diminimuhmm... [Devolves into babbling]
Wow. They found a way to make the Human Being even creepier - covering him in icicles.
I think it's festive.
Yeah, my favorite Christmas tradition is trimming the Hellraiser.
Guys, I found something we can watch together for Christmas this year. The long-lost 1981 Inspector Spacetime Holiday Special. Run time two and half hours, and so critically reviled that after it aired, the creator had his knighthood revoked.
TTroy
That sounds terrible. I want to watch it twice, but I'm spending Christmas with my relatives. Or rather, I'm spending the day with my relatives while they refuse to acknowledge Christmas.
You Jehovah's Witnesses - so severe. Andre and I will be spending Christmas giving gifts to the more persuadable of our Jewish friends.
I wouldn't call an unannounced visit from your pastor "a gift." And don't bother this year, I'll be at the movies with my bubbe.
TTroy
You're not taking both of them?
Well, one's dead.
TTroy
What?!
I was looking forward to hanging out with you guys this Christmas. This semester has been so long and dark and angry. I was thinking we could have some light-hearted fun as a family.
I think what we've learned, Abed, is that attempts to make the holidays brighter tend to give them a certain darkness.
Oh, I don't know if I agree with that.
GGGreendale Glee Club
[singing] Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
...Actually, maybe I do.
GGGreendale Glee Club
[singing] Tis the season to be jolly
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
ROCK ON!
GGGreendale Glee Club Boy 1
Merry Christmas, Greendale! Glee Club here, reminding you that our Christmas pageant is coming! Next stop, regionals!
What the hell are regionals? They never stop talking about it.
GGGreendale Glee Club
[singing] Deck~
I said deck~
TTroy
Please tell me we were not this obnoxious the year we filled in for them.
T-minus 5 seconds until the hip-hop remix. 4, 3…
GGGreendale Glee Club
[rapping] Come on!
Re-re-re-remix!
Re-re-re-remix!
Fa-la-la-la-la, F-A-L-A
Come on!
You’re awfully quiet, Jeff. No one hates glee club more than you do.
Today, I’m just content to sit back and enjoy the show.
GCGlee Club Girl -
And now, our pop music mashup…
GCGlee Club Girl 2
…Elton Little John Lennon!
GCGlee Club Girls
Hit it!
GCGlee Club Boy 1
[rapping] Hey, tiny dancer!
GCGlee Club Boy 2
[rapping] OKAY-!
Stop! Cease…and desist.
Glee club, meet ASCAP, protecting musical copyright since 1914. It appears they have received an anonymous tip that unlicensed material has been performed here without the artist’s permission. Merry Christmas, everyone. Glee club just became history club.
[singing] Jesus!
Jesus Christ, the Lord~
Happy birthday, Jesus!
Cut the cake, cut the cake now
Cut the cake, my lord!
Oh, Jeff, thank God! They got Shirley; it's just you and me now! Jeff?
[singing one long note] Aaaaaahhhhhh~
[screaming] AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
RMr. Rad
Guys, I am swelling with pride! You stepped up, and you saved the Christmas pageant!
And it's all thanks to you, Mr. Rad! I just hope we can repay you by making regionals!
I thought this was regionals. Don't let my confusion undercut the importance.
VVicki
Places, everyone!
[the study group squeals and wanders off]
RMr. Rad
I could not have done this without your recruiting skills, Abed.
I was happy to do it. For a while there, I thought we were gonna end the semester on a really dark note. I'm glad we're singing and dancing together instead. This has been a good time.
RMr. Rad
And it's going to continue to be a good time! If we win regionals, then it's straight on to sectionals! And then a week later is semis, then semi-regionals, then regional-semis, then national lower-zone semis!
Oh. But I kinda thought this was...you know, just for Christmas.
RMr. Rad
No, no, no! This is forever. This is what we do now. This is who we are.
Britta.
Is this about regionals?
I just talked to Cory, and he needs you to be the Mouse King instead of me.
Me? But I'm supposed to be a mute tree.
It's an emergency.
[Britta looks confused]
This will help us get to regionals.
I knew it! Wait, where are the lyrics?
They're in your heart, Britta.
Right! Duh-doi!
SGStudy Group
[singing] We are everyone
And we are everything!
[singing terribly] Christmas tiiiiiime!
[crowd gasps]
Oh, Britta's in this?
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