[As Dean] Welcome to Dean-dale Community Colle-dean! I'm a silly goose. Honk honk! Dean-a-lee-doo! Look at me, this is my sister's outfit!
Jeffrey, stop. [Pause] You've hit gold. Save some for the screen.
“Documentary Filmmaking Redux” · Season 3, Episode 8
In this episode: Jeff (2), Abed (2), Annie (1), Dean Pelton (1)
The Dean had his seventh epiphany today, which has given me an epiphany of my own: the Dean is a genius. He has to be. If he isn't, then I've given almost two weeks of life to an idiot; that is unacceptable. Therefore, the Dean is a genius, and I will die protecting his vision.
Are you by any chance familiar with Stockholm syndrome?
Is it something that the Dean created? Because if not, I don't care.
[Jeff, wearing a bald cap, took up the role of Dean Craig Pelton for the commercial of Greendale Community College]
Pierce mistook me for the Dean today.
How did that make you feel?
I've become a stranger to myself. I'm bald now. I've always been bald. I merely dreamt of having hair, and now, the bald man is awake.
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