[after hearing that his Netflix account is getting used by his colleagues] Is that why my review of The Grey keeps changing?
Yes, stop giving it four stars.
I like Liam Neeson.
Then send him a message about the roles he chooses.
SMr. Stone
Mr. Barnes. Do you have a special handshake that you only perform with Mr Nadir?
TTroy
Um, Yeah. [Troy and Abed do the handshake]
SMr. Stone
Mr. Barnes, did you invent that handshake?
TTroy
Um ... Yes.
POPolygraph Operator
Lie.
SMr. Stone
Mr. Barnes, are you a subscriber to the YouTube channel "Fun with Friends"?
TTroy
No.
POPolygraph Operator
Lie.
TTroy
SILENCE, WENCH!!
SMr. Stone
[Reading Pierce's final questions for the study group] Abed Nadir, do you know that you're insane and everything you ever said never made any sense to me?
Yep.
SMr. Stone
Here's your sperm. [The assistant positions a cylinder containing Pierce's frozen sperm in front of Abed]
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