Okay, we'll go into the vents. They'll never find us there.
I say we take a stand here. I mean, someone's gotta win sometime.
Not if we never kill each other. Then we can play forever.
Right! Wait, Abed, the floor can't be lava forever. The game's gotta end.
It's not a game for me, Troy. I'm seeing real lava because you're leaving, it's embarrassing. I don't wanna be crazy, but I am crazy, so... I made a game where you and everyone else see what I see. [Both look at lava] I don't want it to be there either, I swear. I want you to be able to leave, but I don't think the lava goes away until you stop leaving.
So the only way I can help you is by giving up my chance to... be one person?
[Britta and Buzz Hickey enter the basement]
You guys ready for closure?!
Of your caskets?!
Guys, stop! The lava’s real to Abed! It’s not a game to him!
Oh no…
You know what I think? I think he’s used to getting his own way. I think he’s never met me.
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