Numbuh 1 quotes from Codename: Kids Next Door

They're onto us! Do you guys happen to have a plan "B?"

Numbuh 1

The Kids Next Door always have a plan "B!" [presses a soda-can-shaped button labelled "PLAN B" with his fist and a S.U.B.S.T.A.N.D.A.R.D. submarine drops out of the helicopter and dives into the ocean] Run silent, run deep, Numbuh 2.

Aye-aye, captain.

Hey, Ace, what can I do for you today?

Hey, Mr. Washer. Do you have any model train sets or something?

Model trains? But you're a major flyboy. What happened?

I got blown out of the sky like a million times by someone better than me. That's what happened. I'm hanging up my wings.

Hey. The Hoagie I know loves flying too much to quit.

Numbuh 1

Decommisioning?! I'm nowhere near 13 years old!

Nigel, don't stand up in the boat, Laddie.

That's what they all say, Nigel!

Numbuh 1

86, you know how old I am. We went to kindergarten together!

And since you won't remember anything that's been said, I'd like to say something on a personal note. [To Numbuh 4, shyly] I've, uh... heh, um... well, uh... always thought you were kind of cute, Numbuh 4.

[smiles, says hopefully] Cute enough not to be decommisioned?!

Not even close!

[swipes the envelope out of Numbuh 1's hand] Give me that! [opens the envelope and reads what believes to be an invitation; disbelieved] This is an invitation to Numbuh 274's… [gasps in shock] 13th birthday party!

I told my parents I didn't want a stupid party!

Finally, the Kids Next Door Moonbase. Now, I can detach it from the moon, and send it into the sun! Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!

I already tried that. It didn't work.

Crud. Time for Plan B.

Thought you could use some help?

Sure, kid. Come on.

I'm not a kid! I'm a teenager.

Numbuh 1

Boarding school?!

That's serious business, man.

You'll never make it out alive!

Oh, you poor thing!

Relax. They haven't built a boarding school yet that can hold me.

My parents try to put me into one every year-

-and I always bust out by midnight.

Hey!

[Cheerfully] Bye, Numbuh 4! Send me a funny post card, okay? [Giggles]

Numbuh 1

[to Numbuh 3] I thought you said it would be a small bad guy party!

This is not good! I'm gonna need more than one happy barbecue Rainbow Monkey to make this many people happy!

Mr. Boss

GET 'EM! [he and all the other villains chase after Sector V; as they head to a garage] Stupid kids! You can't hide in my garage! [stops running; realizing] Wait a minute. I don't have a garage.

Numbuh 1

Well, that was a bust.

Tell me about. Did you see all that food those guys had back there?

Ch- Chocolate? [Snatches the chocolate bar from the crew member] Ha! [Flips to her feet and takes a bite out of the chocolate bar] Alright, you cannon-filthin' freaks! [Takes another bite out of the chocolate bar] Who- Who wants a piece of Numbuh 5?!

Stickybeard

[Laughing] Easy there, lassie. Fighting's no way to thank Old Stickybeard for saving your gumdrops.

[Disgusted] Eww! [Sees Numbuhs 1, 2, and 4 eating from a pile of candy, excited] Yay! [Dives into the pile] Candy!

Hey, Numbuh 5, you should try these caramel cannons.

[To Stickybeard] Why'd you save us, Stickybum?

Stickybeard

[Laughs] I might be out to destroy you Kids Next Door, but I'll be dipped in chocolate before I let a blasted vegetable do anyone in.

Ar!

Stickybeard

Ah, but don't you be getting too comfy though, lass. Once we're free of this cursed sea of vegetables, it is back to being mortal enemies for you and me.

[Pulls out a blurpleberry lollipop from Stickybeard's beard and gives it to him] Ah, put a pop in it, Stickybun.

Stickybeard

[Takes the blurpleberry lollipop from Numbuh 5] Ooh, blurpleberry! [Tastes the blurpleberry lollipop]

Stickybeard

[To Numbuh 5] Say, lassie, ye wouldn't mind keeping this business of me saving ye quiet from the other villains, would ye? They wouldn't invite me to next year's barbecue if they found out.

Numbuh 1

[To himself] All sticky and gross. I don't even like strawberry.

Hi, Nigie.

Numbuh 1

Oh, hey, Lizzie. [Realizes Lizzie is sitting on his bed] Lizzie?! What are you doing here?

Don't you remember, Nigie? You promised to take me to the big Junior High Football game tonight.

Numbuh 1

Can we do this another time? I've just finished a mission, and I'm tired and sticky.

[Gets up from the bed and approaches Numbuh 1] Poor Nigie. Always working so hard on those missions.

Numbuh 1

It's a tough job, but some kids got to do it. Now if you'll excuse me- [Takes off his sunglasses] -I have to go clean up. [Hangs his sunglasses on a hook and goes into the bathroom] I'm filthy.

[Sadly] Poor Nigie.

[About his new hairstyle and outfit] Look at this crud! This isn't a mission! It's a- It's a- What's the word, for worse than horrible?

[To Lizzie] Lizzie.

[Offended] Hey! I bought you guys ice cream! [Angrily] So shut up!

Don't you tell Numbuh 4 to shut up!

I'm the leader! I can tell anyone I want to shut up! So shut up! [Slams her fist on Numbuh 5's hand]

Hey! [Holds up her hand] Watch the nails.

Shut up!

Don't you talk to me like that!

Hey, Guys! Are You Ready To Go To The Hay Maze? G-GUYS!!

Oh, Uh, Hey Aaliyah! I-It's Not What It Looks Like!

Oh, So Ya Didn't Digest All The Edible Leaves In The Edible Leaf Jar.

How Did You Know I Ate & Digested All The Leaves In The Leaf Jar?

Because Ya Ate All Of It!

[Annoyed] Oh No... Not Again...

[Enraged UUGGHH!!! I Told You SHUT UP, fLIK!!!! Our Human(Noah From total Drama) Just Got Eliminated For Laughing Too Much!!

I'm sorry, Nigie. I had no idea how hard your job is.

Numbuh 1

It's alright, Lizzie. Just promise you won't do it again.

Oh, Nigie. [Hugs Numbuh 1] I promise!

Numbuh 1

Okay, Lizzie. Uh, how 'bout I go get us some ice cream? [Runs out]

That ain't the way you spell the word "hat."

Shows what you know. This here homework is A-plus material.

Great. Just what the boss wants.

Hey! Give me back my homework before I... [Lunk picks him up] Whoa!

Before you what?

I suggest you put him down.

Hmm? How's about Lunk lets you keep your homework, iffen you give me a little kiss, instead? Huh, beautiful?

How's about Numbuh 5 just gives you her homework and forget that you just said that?

[laughs] Your loss, gorgeous.

[holding her S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R.] Pucker up, cowboy!

Hey, is it 9:15 already?

9:15?! We're late for school!

[confused] Huh?