Numbuh 1 quotes from Codename: Kids Next Door, page 4 ... TV Quotes Database

Played by Benjamin Diskin

Most-quoted character in Codename: Kids Next Door: in 275 of its 340 quotes
Most scenes with: Delightful Children (10), Lizzie Devine (9), Mushi Sanban (9)

Lines by Numbuh 1 47

Numbuh 1

Shut up and let me say I'm sorry.

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FNFuture Numbuh 5

[Answers the phone as she enters the P.I.P.E.R., final lines] Hello? Yeah. We told him everything he wanted to hear. We'll meet you up on the Moonbase, okay? Oh, and Numbuh 1... [as the "End Transmission" screen appears] ...welcome back.

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Scenes with Numbuh 1 228

Numbuh 1

Knock it off! Why are we in the kiddy pool?

N3Numbuh 3

Because the water is nice and warm?

[Everyone in the pool looks down at the water]

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N4Numbuh 4

Hey, Numbuh 1! You might want to check this out!

Numbuh 1

A roadblock! Quick, tell Numbuh 4 to turn the truck around!

N4Numbuh 4

I am Numbuh 4!

Numbuh 1

Then who's driving the-

[Multiple screams, truck crashes]

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N4Numbuh 4

Where are our super powered anti-adult air attack missiles?

N3Numbuh 3

[At a tea party, with two missiles dressed up, holding a cup of uranium] Ahem. More uranium, Mrs. Missile?

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[Numbuhs 2, 3, and 5 walk up the stairs to the kitchen where Numbuh 4 is.]

N3Numbuh 3

[Tired] My head hurts.

N5Numbuh 5

[Tired] Numbuh 5 is wiped out.

N4Numbuh 4

Finally, there you are. Okay, you wasted the whole night sleeping. We can't change that. But we can make up time if we focus on our clam cannon.

[As Numbuh 3 opens the fridge door to take out a milk carton, Numbuhs 2 and 5 are sitting at the table.]

N2Numbuh 2

[Tired] Whatever. [Picks up the cereal box] I'm gonna focus on my cereal.

[Numbuh 2 starts to pour out cereal into a bowl, but a hammer and lots of nails fall out of the box and shatter the bowl, startling him. Numbuh 3 starts to pour out milk into a glass cup, but lots of clams fall out of the carton and into the cup, startling her.]

N3Numbuh 3

But I want breakfast!

N4Numbuh 4

[Slams his fist onto the table] No breakfast! As permanent temporary intern leader, I, Numbuh Four command you to begin construction on– my– CANNON!

[Numbuhs 2, 3, and 5 groan.]

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[The Sector V treehouse is under attack by the Parent-Teacher Organization of Eradicating Youngsters]

Numbuh 1

Code Red! The treehouse is under attack! Kids Next Door, battle stations!

N4Numbuh 4

[armed with a S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R. connected to an electrical outlet] I'll take care of those study-happy sickos!

MDMad Dad

[appearing through a window] Mad Dad mad! You get bad report card, AGAIN! [launches himself at Numbuh 4]

N4Numbuh 4

[quickly knocks him out with his S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R.] And that ain't my report card, ya nut!

N3Numbuh 3

Plug me in, Numbuh 5!

N5Numbuh 5

Power is on.

TTTerrible Tutor

You cannot defeat the Terrible Tutor! [shoots textbooks from his sleeves; Numbuh 3 shoots teddy bears with her T.H.U.M.P.E.R. and easily knocks him down]

N3Numbuh 3

Numbuh 2, the Heli-Teacher's all yours!

[Numbuh 2 gives a thumbs-up and fires a bone with his Rubber Band Food Flinger, but it hits the edge of her heli-chair, causing no effect]

HTHeli-Teacher

[cackling] Your aim is as bad as your schoolwork!

[Numbuh 5 fires the rotor of her heli-chair with her S.C.A.M.P.P.]

MMMidwestern Mom

[jumps through a huge hole in the treehouse wall] Naughty children make Midwestern Mom ANGRY!

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N2Numbuh 2

[victoriously] Yeah, we kicked butt!

Numbuh 1

Numbuh 2! [points to the weapon] What is this?

N2Numbuh 2

[sheepishly] Um… A Rubber Band Food Flinger?

Numbuh 1

A rubber band food flinger?! Are you kidding me?! Our super amazing treehouse, supreme center of our 2x4 Technology, is home to an inexhaustible power supply. And all you can think to make is a big rubber band?!

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N5Numbuh 5

Oh, relax. What's the worse that could happen?

Numbuh 1

[seething] What could happen? [Gramma Stuffum crashes through the wall behind him; looks up at her and points] That could happen!

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N4Numbuh 4

Bring it on, granny! A little snack won't stop us!

Numbuh 1

Kids Next Door, attack!

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[Numbuh 3's teeth are shiny clean]

N4Numbuh 4

If that stupid dentist tries to fix my teeth, I'll give him a whoomph, and then I'll give him a ker-pow, and a thwack, and a gnaw! And if he brings out the floss, Then I'll give him the old whumpah-thumpah and then a - aah! [Numbuh 4 is taken by Knightbrace]

N5Numbuh 5

[not noticing that Numbuh 4 has been taken] Fi-nally! Numbuh 4 shuts up!

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[Numbuh 1 was pretending to deliver pizza to Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibb. Lasso Lass and her horse was tied upside-down to a tree.]

FMr. Fibb

Bring it here. And there better not be any onions on it.

Numbuh 1

Let me check. Whoops! There are onions on it. I guess I'll have to call this one in. [Winks at Lasso Lass and she smiles and winks back] Kids Next Door! Battle Stations!

[Numbuh 2,3,4, and 5 come out from behind Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibb's house in a giant rodeo horse.]

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N4Numbuh 4

Oh, great!

N2Numbuh 2

Now what do we do?

Numbuh 1

We've got to track these turnips to the source.

N3Numbuh 3

The source? What source?

Numbuh 1

This looks like a job for the Kids Next Door P.I.P.E.P.O.D.

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N3Numbuh 3

[using the roots as a swing] Look, Grandpa! I'm flying! Whee!

[H.I.P.P.I.E.-H.O.P. continues to run towards them. The farmer is oblivious and walks past Sector V to refill his watering can. The turnip holds Numbuh 2 upside down and spanks him repeatedly.]

N2Numbuh 2

Ow! Cut it out!

[The farmer continues being oblivious and uses a water pump to fill up his watering can. H.I.P.P.I.E.-H.O.P. keeps running. Numbuh 1 runs towards the giant turnip and hides behind its main root, as its other roots try to attack him.]

N4Numbuh 4

[getting dragged] Help!

N3Numbuh 3

Whee! Horsey! Whee!

[Sector V looks to be on its last ropes, but H.I.P.P.I.E.-H.O.P. jumps and lands in front of the turnip. Its head opens.]

N3Numbuh 3

H.I.P.P.I.E.-H.O.P.!

[Numbuh 3 jumps off the root and lands in H.I.P.P.I.E.-H.O.P.. The head closes, and H.I.P.P.I.E.-H.O.P. turns into a machine with many weapons.]

HIH.I.P.P.I.E.-H.O.P.

Prepare for-

[A root smashes into H.I.P.P.I.E.-H.O.P. and destroys it. Numbuh 3 gets ejected and lands next to it. The parachute comes out after she's on the ground.]

Numbuh 1

Rats! I thought for sure that would work! [Numbuh 1 kicks the main root of the turnip. It starts to creak.] Huh? [The turnip creaks and rocks back and forth.] Uh-oh...

[The turnip releases Numbuhs 2, 4, and 5, and they scream as they fall to the ground.]

FFarmer

Huh?

[The turnip breaks from its root and starts rolling, causing its other roots to break. Numbuhs 2, 4, and 5 sneak under its grooves and avoid getting rolled over.]

FFarmer

[chasing it] Wait! Come back! The county fair's next weekend! [The turnip falls off a cliff into water.] Wait for me! [The farmer jumps in after the turnip and lands on top of it.]

N3Numbuh 3

Goodbye, Grandpa! He's silly!

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N3Numbuh 3

He's cool.

N4Numbuh 4

Yeah, if you like penguins.

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