Numbuh 1 quotes from Codename: Kids Next Door

Everything's so… chocolate-y. How could have-- [gasps in shock when she finds a chocolate-y note on the wall; reading] "I haff returned?!"

[singing]

Alright, where'd that baby go?

AAH! I'm hit! everything's going stinky!

Toilet-paper tube to chew on, sir? Chew tube? Would you like a chew tube? Chew tube for you? [ Squeaking ] okay, I'll bring you your sunflower seeds in a second! Chew tu- r-r-r-r-r-r! Dmitri, what did I say about squirting soda on a national flight?!

Dark...Base...MENT!

Rainbow Monkeys. Some say they're filled with love. Others say that every one is made with a great big rainbow. But I say they're nothing but trouble. For instance, I was once at a dinner party where a little girl decided that if she couldn't have her sister's Posh Party Rainbow Monkey, then no one would. And when a certain detective caught her doing the deed, she paid the price. Grounded for life with no hope for TV. Everyone thought that was the end of the story, but not me. Some kids just don't know when they'll leave things buried, some kids want revenge.

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There is a story, some kids tell, of when the world was ruled by an evil adult. A story about a boy, a book and a tree.

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Some kids say Numbuh 0's victory that day was the dawn of the Seventh Age of the Kids Next Door. Others say this story is only make-believe. There never was a Numbuh 0, and there is no book of KND. But I believe the book exists, and I know what I will write in those pages if I ever find it. [Puts on his sunglasses] Five words only: I am Kids Next Door.

Fight?! Over a Rainbow Monkey book?! What do you think we are? Americans?

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What took you so long?! That was the most hairbrained rescue plan I've seen in my ENTIRE LIFE!

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[gets out of bed; yawning] Oh, man. Last night's root beer party must have been a wild one. [walks into the bathroom] Ohh. My head's killing me.

[Surprised] This can't be the truck.

[Disappointed] It is the truck.