Numbuh 1 quotes from Codename: Kids Next Door

So, this is it then, huh? You're leaving us.

Numbuh 1

Wally, it's not like that.

Yeah, I know, I know. You gotta go save space kids up in Canada and stuff, but what about us here on Earth?! We need you too, you know!

Numbuh 1

I guess the Kids Next Door think they need me more out there.

[Tears in his eyes, angrily] Yeah, well, if you need any help you'll call, right? 'Cause you know we'll come running, right?!

Numbuh 1

[Tears in his eyes] Of course I know. You take care, okay?

Yeah. See you. [Walks away]

Look at you. Best operative on the planet. And to think I had to convince you not to quit this morning.

Numbuh 1

If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be in the Kids Next Door in the first place.

Oh, please. They would've found you eventually. I mean, this guys did. Look, are you sure you wanna do this? You don't have to go.

Numbuh 1

You know I can't pass this up, Abby. You're only a kid once, right? [takes off his sunglasses] So this means you're in charge of Sector V again. [hands Numbuh 5 his sunglasses]

[tries to refuse the sunglasses] Oh, no, no, no. Nuh-uh-uh-uh!

Numbuh 1

I'm not giving you a choice this time. Who else is gonna take care of the guys?

But-

Numbuh 1

Abby, we both know you're the only one on this team with a real common sense. While I'm screaming that we're being invaded by tiny kid-eating leeches falling from the sky, you're the one telling me it's only snowing. You're a way better leader than I ever was. [then places his sunglasses in Numbuh 5's hands] So lead Sector V.

[teary-eyed] But it won't be the Sector V without you.

Numbuh 1

It was before, and it will be after.

Numbuh 1

Alright, guys, listen up. Even if we'll never see each other again, just promise me one thing: that you'll never grow up; even if you are a hundred years old and don't remember a thing about our times together, you'll still be a kid at heart, okay? So who's with me?

[puts out her hand] 5!

[puts his hand on top of Numbuh 5's hand] 4!

[puts her hand on top of Numbuh 4's hand] 3!

[puts his hand on top of Numbuh 3's hand] 2!

Numbuh 1

[puts his hand on top of Numbuh 2's hand and smiles] 1! KIDS NEXT DOOR! [group hugs] Goodbye.

[voice breaking] And that was the last time we saw Numbuh 1. We all missed him so much, but I think Wally took the hardest.

Yeah, I sure did. [to Hoagie, irritated] And would you mind hugging your own wife instead of mine?!

[notices and backs away from Kuki, startled] Hey! You're not Abby.

[voice breaking] And that's all I remember. Everything is getting kind of fuzzy again, but I hope I have answered all your questions.

Oh, you've helped me all right. [the scene reveals that the interviewer is a future version of Father in disguise]

Now I know where NUMBUH 1 IS! [Bursts into flames]