Yo, I said yo, listen up. We're "Black Steve and the Black Attack Squadron: Honkey Killer International", with special guest Blackie Blackerson.
BB Blackie Blackerson
Wazzup?!
And this song is called "White Bitches Is Free". [singing] White bitches is free, white bitches is Free. Ugly little brats. I hope you like this gat, BLAOW! How you like us now? Black Steve and the Black Attack Squadron. Now suck it, now roll over, so I-I can fuck it. Don't look at me, don't look at me, 'cause all you white bitches is free.
[crickets, followed by audience cheering]
BB Blackie Blackerson
[singing] Bitch, he loves you. Bitch, he loves you...
[rapping] Bitch, I love you. Stars above you shine like wine. Girl you be fine. Now it's time to suck my dick, you better not spit out our looooove...
W Wendy
What the fuck are you doing, Dave? It's three in the morning!
We never showed up the time of our date.
W Wendy
I'm calling the cops.
W Wendy
You are so creepy, Dave!
Can't you see he love you, bitch?!
O Other
[singing] I loves you, bitch. I love you, bitch.
[after Todd loses his mind and jumps out of the window of the Gameavision board room]
Okay, well, that happened.
Hey, little man. I hear you. But you're the lead game tester, and that's a mighty responsibility.
Hit the bricks. I don't listen to guy that gets less ass than me.
[starts chasing Benny] Listen, you little shit, you get over here!
[faking] Help, help! Jerry and Dave tried to touch me where I pee!
What?! No, NO! My--my hands are up in the air! I didn't touch anyone's wee-wee!
Yeah, he just ran over my head. My head holds up pretty good to vans.
Hey Nani Nani Cho Cho Cho, Hey Nani Nani Cho!
YEEEEE HAAAAA! I feel like dancing me a hoe-down!
Haha! I love it! Life tastes sweeter when you're being hunted!
[singing] Even I'm offended. And I just spent all weekend watching three men fuck.
Does this shirt make me look fat?
No, VISION makes you look fat, Todd.
RELAXATION IS NAZI BULLSHIT!
S1 E11 Wrassle Mania
Round one: Manly Man vs. Todd the fat sack of cow shit, who's also gay and I hate him and so I hope he die an' his nuts pop!
Do the manly man slam! Do the manly man slam!
Round Two! In this corner, the "Ice Wall", Sergai the Giant vs. Todd, who still smells like cow shit and I still hope his other nut pop!
Ooooh. My nuts...my guts...
S1 E12 Vegas, Baby!
I'll trade you five bags of sugar for the company.
Heh heh heh...you stupid round eye...
Don't you think it's possible this could be a trap? I mean, Takeda Matsui is the head of Protendo.
And you killed his brother?
Amazing that you have tested all these games.
[farts on first game] That's what I think of your stupid game. [farts on second game] And that's what I think of your sucky, sucky game. [to third game maker] Your game...isn't even worthy of being farted on! IT'S THE WORST GAME I'VE EVER SEEN! But, I going to make you deal. [pukes on game cartridge] No go. I got my eye on you, bitch.
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