This is the '80s, Dave. People don't just get huge amounts of money for no reason.
“IPO” · Season 1, Episode 8
In this episode: Dave (2), Black Steve (2), Jerry (1)
Jerry, with that much money, you can buy five lapdances a day and still have money left over for...more lap dances. I've done the math.
Yo, I said yo, listen up. We're "Black Steve and the Black Attack Squadron: Honkey Killer International", with special guest Blackie Blackerson.
BBBlackie Blackerson
Wazzup?!
And this song is called "White Bitches Is Free". [singing] White bitches is free, white bitches is Free. Ugly little brats. I hope you like this gat, BLAOW! How you like us now? Black Steve and the Black Attack Squadron. Now suck it, now roll over, so I-I can fuck it. Don't look at me, don't look at me, 'cause all you white bitches is free.
[crickets, followed by audience cheering]
BBBlackie Blackerson
[singing] Bitch, he loves you. Bitch, he loves you...
[rapping] Bitch, I love you. Stars above you shine like wine. Girl you be fine. Now it's time to suck my dick, you better not spit out our looooove...
WWendy
What the fuck are you doing, Dave? It's three in the morning!
We never showed up the time of our date.
WWendy
I'm calling the cops.
Don't call the cops!
WWendy
You are so creepy, Dave!
Can't you see he love you, bitch?!
OOther
[singing] I loves you, bitch. I love you, bitch.
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