Clarence quotes from Code Monkeys

Clarence

[singing] Even I'm offended. And I just spent all weekend watching three men fuck.

Listen, I don't know anything about video games, but I heard you two were my star programmers. So I am hellbent on having you boys continue to do what's really important.

Dave

Making sweet-ass video games and getting messed up on hooch? Yeah!

No, you goofy-looking cow turd, making me money! I love money. I've got a blowup doll made of money that I make sweet love to every night.

Dave

That's messed up.

My love of money has helped me succeed in women's coats, novelty items, and now video games! There are three things Big T don't much cotton to: bats, turtles, and people who fuck with my money!

Clarence

Hey boys, it's me, Clarence. It's your best friend in the world, who happens to be gay. Oooo!

Whoa! And whatever the hell that thing was.

Dave

That's four.

Jerry

Shut up Dave!

So if you boys fuck up, then we got ourselves a little problema. Looking forward to working with you two gentlemen. Excuse me, boys, those bats is good eating. YEEHAW!

Clarence

[singing] Going down.

Oh right, Clarence insisted on coming too.

Clarence

[singing] I always insist on coming.

Thank you, that's disgusting.