Todd quotes from Code Monkeys

Todd

Hey Nani Nani Cho Cho Cho, Hey Nani Nani Cho!

Dean

Hey, I just saw the first screening of E.T. I'm not one for emotions or anything but, that little alien changed the way I... [starts crying, then stops] What's that turd?

Mary

That is Dave and Jerry's E.T. game.

Dean

[loses hearts as he talks] You...how could you?! You don't know anything about E.T.! You don't love E.T.! You didn't even see the movie, did you?!

Dave

No, I didn't. And I know you're all mad at me because I screwed up the game. But you know what I did do? I went to a strip club. You know what that means? That means that I saw naked women. And they shook their asses THIS close to my face. For money. Sure, I could have gone to that movie, but then I wouldn't have seen all those naked women. At the strip club. With the boobs. In my face. Now ask yourselves, can you blame me? And besides, isn't that what you would have wanted me to do?

Grrrr...

Dave

Yeah, we gotta stop that truck before it drops all those games off. We'll take my car!

Jerry

Dave, you don't have a car.

The rest of what we see today was very terrible. Especially those created by...uh...fat homosexual with horn hat.

Todd

[clueless] Nobody talks to my friend like that! Don't worry, Black Steve, I'm gonna make him apologize.

Todd

[in Japanese] My name is Todd. Where is the toilet? Coffee with milk.

[in Japanese] You're an ass.

Todd

Does this shirt make me look fat?

Clare

No, VISION makes you look fat, Todd.

Benny

Round one: Manly Man vs. Todd the fat sack of cow shit, who's also gay and I hate him and so I hope he die an' his nuts pop!

Do the manly man slam! Do the manly man slam!

Benny

Round Two! In this corner, the "Ice Wall", Sergai the Giant vs. Todd, who still smells like cow shit and I still hope his other nut pop!

Todd

Ooooh. My nuts...my guts...