Clare quotes from Code Monkeys

Mary

Well, if it isn't the team that brought us the Ishtar of video games!

Clare

Ha ha ha ha, that's funny, because Ishtar was a big failure!

Dave

Not to worry, ladies. We stole the truckload of games. All 100,000 of them. High-fives all around, and then Mary, and uh...Clare, I'm gonna need a BJ from the both of you.

Mary

Truckload? 100,000? That was JUST the first batch, you jack-holes! We shipped over four million of those things! It's the biggest video game shipment IN HISTORY!

Jerry

Maybe the kids won't notice that it sucks. I mean, they're just kids, right?

Mary

What the hell were we supposed to learn from all of this, other than that Todd's sad life can cause a man to kill himself?

Clare

I learned that stealing is wrong. And prisoners, like everyone else, love me.

Dave

And Clare, my dear, you doth learned the Golden Rule: whores are loved everywhere and in every position.

Jerry

Hey, that reminds me, where the hell is Clarence?

Todd

Does this shirt make me look fat?

Clare

No, VISION makes you look fat, Todd.