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Code Monkeys · Season 1, Episode 13

“The Revenge of Matsui” quotes from Code Monkeys

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“The Revenge of Matsui” · Season 1, Episode 13

In this episode: Takeda (3), Big T Larrity (2), Benny (2), Mr. Larrity (2), Dave (1), Mary (1), Clarence (1)

Yes, "boobies", what?

Don't you think it's possible this could be a trap? I mean, Takeda Matsui is the head of Protendo.

And...

And you killed his brother?

When was that?

It was seven weeks ago!

Amazing that you have tested all these games.

[farts on first game] That's what I think of your stupid game. [farts on second game] And that's what I think of your sucky, sucky game. [to third game maker] Your game...isn't even worthy of being farted on! IT'S THE WORST GAME I'VE EVER SEEN! But, I going to make you deal. [pukes on game cartridge] No go. I got my eye on you, bitch.

Hey Takeda. I hope you're a fan of getting your ass handed to you.

Actually, I am not.

Well, too bad, because your ass will indeed be handed to you. ...That sounded awkward, I'm sorry.

My granddaddy told me something I'll never forget. He said, "If you want to win a war, you gots to always keep them guessing."

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