Captain Awesome Woodcomb quotes from Chuck

Awesome

So you come up with a plan yet?

Chuck

Oh yeah. Yeah, the plan is: Sarah and I are going to sneak out of here, and save Casey. While you stay here and save the Premiere. We just gotta take care of those two guards there.

Awesome

Those two soldiers with machine guns. You and what army?

Chuck

Uh, that would be Sarah, and her fists.

Awesome

Geez, this guy's heavy.

Chuck

Well bad guys don't count carbs, buddy.

Awesome

You're incredible; is that your spy training?

Chuck

Duck Hunt, Nintendo.

Awesome

Alright, this isn't good. Why doesn't John drag him out of there?

Casey

Yeah, I'm afraid my days of legalized body snatching are over, guys. I'm a civilian now. This one's on you, Bartowski.

Awesome

Morgan? Why don't you let me handle this? No offense, but I've had my fair share of ladies.

Morgan

That's because you live in a bubble. Okay? Take a look at yourself. Go ahead. It's a freakish bubble of handsomeness. Now look at me. No bubble, no bubble. I've gotta be completely verbal.

Awesome

What are we going to do? We don't have a plan!

Morgan

No plan? Never stopped me before.

Awesome

[about Ellie's proposed name for their baby] Grunka?!

Chuck

I can't believe she's gonna name her Grunka.

Awesome

Dude!

Chuck

Dude!

Awesome

Dude.

Chuck

Dude!

Awesome

We can't.

Chuck

You can't.

Awesome

Grunka isn't what you name your beautiful baby girl, it's what you name...(referring to the other Buy More employees) these people."

Awesome

Listen, I've got to run. I still need to find someone to make Ellie's placenta into vitamin pills.

Chuck

Huh, I need to un-hear that. How do I un-hear that?

Awesome

You're not "just" anything, Ellie.

Ellie

Really?

Awesome

You're Mrs. Awesome.

Ellie

My dad's work is so amazing. I've never seen such creative use of neuroplasticity before. His mind is incredible!

Awesome

That's probably where Clara gets it. She said "arthroscopic" yesterday.

Ellie

Honey, if Clara can say "arthroscopic" she needs to stop pooping her pants.

Awesome

[reading aloud a book to the baby] So, really the missing link isn't actually missing. It's a misnomer when a fossil shows a specimen in a state of the intermediary development.

Ellie

[about her father's laptop] It's missing.

Awesome

Babe, you really think it's wise to argue in front of the baby?

Ellie

Honey, we have to form a plan.

Awesome

Babe, deep breath. I have an idea.

Ellie

Okay, I'm listening.

Awesome

All right. We need to dive out of the car. We'll be fine. All we need is a sturdy combat roll.

Ellie

Ah, I can't do it.

Awesome

Of course you can. You have done way harder things. We need to just open the door, and roll out.

Ellie

You don't understand, okay? I went to Agent Provocateur and got an outfit, and the panties were optional and I didn't opt to wear them.

Awesome

Really?

Ellie

Surprise.

Awesome

Whoa.