Sarah Walker quotes from Chuck

Jill

Who is it?

Chuck

It's the lying, yet well meaning fool who rented a Ferrari last night...

Casey

Ten bucks says she doesn't open the door for him!

Sarah

Make it twenty and you're on.

Jill

I don't want to talk to you Chuck!

Chuck

Okay, well, then I'll do all the talking. I know this may come as a shock to you but I'm here to do something totally crazy and tell you the truth. I still work at the Buy More, and, uh, I still live with my sister and I still have no idea what I'm doing with my life. I guess I just wanted you to think that I was someone special. So, in order to accomplish that I went out and got a new suit and rented a car that I clearly have no idea how to drive because from the second I saw you again I knew that I hadn't gotten over you yet, Jill.

Jill

Really? You haven't gotten over me?

Chuck

No...

Jill

Get in here. [Casey pays up bet]

Sarah

[Chuck's stuck in the airvent] What are you doing up there?

Chuck

Help! [Falls to the floor]

Casey

Shh. It's the F.B.I, they're dumb, not deaf.

Chuck

Thanks.

Jill

Thank you for saving my life. Sorry for not trusting you with Chuck.

Sarah

You want to pay me back? Don't hurt him again.

Jill

I won't. I wouldn't. I care about Chuck.

Sarah

Me, too. It's my job to protect him... from anything.

Chuck

I'm just too trusting. Ever since I was a kid, I really wanted to believe what everyone else told me, you know? I'm just getting used to this new job, with the spying and lying.

Sarah

Don't get used to it. What makes you special is that you're not like every other spy. You're a good guy and you want to help people. Leave the deception to me.

Chuck

I'm glad I have you.

Sarah

Yeah, we're better as a team.

Casey

Beckman was out of line pulling me off this mission.

Sarah

I agree with her. You're too emotionally involved.

Casey

This from the agent that can't keep her chocolate out of Bartowski's peanut butter.

Sarah

Whatever my feelings may be for Chuck I never knowingly endangered the asset. You let your anger towards Bennett cloud your judgment.

Casey

Finally you admit that you do have feelings for the nerd.

Sarah

No, all I will admit to is having feelings.

Chuck

Look. Look, I get how you're feeling man. I totally get how you're feeling. You're feeling betrayed by someone you really care about.

Casey

You're damaging my calm, Chuck.

Chuck

You've spent so much of your life pushing people away. Lashing out with hurtful words and punches. But I know why you do it. You do it because you're scared.

Casey

WHAT?

Chuck

Scared. Scared to be known. Scared that if we actually see who you are, we'd actually care about you.

Casey

Shut up, Chuck!

Sarah

Yeah, shut up, Chuck. You're making him mad.

Chuck

[shushes Sarah] Underneath that extremely terrifying exterior lies a man who deeply, deeply feels. You care. You care about us. You care about me. Admit you feel all warm and mushy about me. Go ahead, say it; you love me, John Casey.

Casey

I'm going to kill you!

Chuck

Wait. Wait! Hold on. No! Not me.

Chuck

Him!

Chuck

The guy is a total loser, all right? Absolute bottom feeding scum of the Earth. Have I mentioned considerably older man!

Jack

[from behind] All true, but I'm a hell of a dancer.

Sarah

Chuck, I'd like you to meet my dad, Jack Burton. Dad, this is my boyfriend, Chuck.

Chuck

[Chuck clears his throat] Pleasure, sir.

Sarah

[about her father] Chuck, you're attributing good intentions to him because you're a good person.

Chuck

Well, he must've done something right: you turned out pretty good.

Sarah

Why did you put the money in Chuck's account?

Jack

I needed to put it somewhere because I didn't trust Cop Face.

Sarah

But you trusted Chuck.

Jack

I read people. That's the only real talent I've got. One thing I know is that that kid would never betray you. I made a $10 million bet that he loved you... Turns out I was right.

Chuck

We have a cover date tomorrow, Christmas at the Bartowski's.

Sarah

Oh. Wow. Thanks for the invitation Chuck but I don't do Christmas.

Chuck

I'm sorry. I think you just said "You don't do Christmas."

Sarah

Look, I rather not get into it.

Chuck

But it's, it's Christmas. Look I'm not buying the whole Scrooge act. Okay. Underneath that spy cover is a regular person, just like the rest of us. I mean honestly, how weird could Christmas have been for you?

Sarah

Christmas at the Burton household meant the annual Salvation Army con job.

Chuck

Okay. Okay, you're a little different than the rest of us. but Christmas at the Bartowski's means ...eggnog, pj's, a fake gas fireplace and that right, Twilight Zone marathon. I'm not taking no for an answer, Walker. Be prepared to be heartwarmed.

Sarah

Hi Chuck! Where are you?

Chuck

DVDs. I'm in the romantic-comedy section, although for irony's sake I should probably be in hostage thrillers.

Sarah

So um, Ned let everyone call their loved ones. That was pretty smart to call me , protect our cover.

Chuck

Yeah, well, you are my girlfriend. sort of.

Sarah

So does that mean your offer still stands for Christmas?

Chuck

See I knew you could be heartwarmed. I actually, um... I have something for you. I was gonna give it to you tomorrow, but considering the circumstances I kind of want to give it to you today.

Sarah

Chuck, we're gonna get out of here. We'll be fine, I--

Sarah

--promise. Wow. It's beautiful.

Chuck

It's good luck. It was my mom's charm bracelet. My dad gave it to her when Ellie was born.

Sarah

Oh Chuck, I can't take this. This is something real. Something you should give to a real girlfriend.

Chuck

...I know.

You may have beat me, Agent Walker. But FULCRUM's won. I know that Chuck Bartowski's the Intersect.

Sarah

Chuck's secret is safe! And you're going straight to a CIA detention facility never to be seen or heard from again!

You go right ahead, Agent Walker. Arrest me. But say "Good-bye" to Chuck. You see I'm not like those other FULCRUM agents. They'll do whatever it takes to find me. And when they do, every FULCRUM agent we have will know Chuck's the Intersect. It's going to be the end of his pathetic existence. So take me in, Agent Walker, I'm ready to go.

Chuck

Sarah? [Chuck is dreaming that Sarah rises from his bed in black lingerie]

Chuck

This is a dream.

Sarah

No, it isn't.

Chuck

C'mon, who are we kidding here? This is clearly my subconscious at work. On behalf of my conscious self, I'd like to apologize. I'm normally far more respectful of women, even in my dreams. It's just that anxiety and fear can really affect your dream life.

Sarah

And what are you afraid of?

Chuck

I watched you kill that FULCRUM agent in cold blood, Sarah. I am... I am not like you. Okay? I might have all these government secrets in my brain, but that does not make me a real spy. I, I need to tell you this in reality, not in my dream.

Sarah

Chuck... this isn't a dream.

Chuck

What is it?

Sarah

It's a nightmare!

Chuck

[Chuck wakes up screaming] That's not the way that dream was suppose to go.

Chuck

How much tranquilizer did you use?

Casey

It's high grade at a heavy dose. Mr. Martin should be out for 12 to 24 hours.

[Starts to wake up] Jet lag is brutal.

Chuck

Rock star metabolism.

All the better in seeing you, darling.[Casey tranqs him again] I feel like a daffodil.

Casey

Time for the road trip.

Chuck

Road trip? Wait, whoa where are you going?

Casey

Buy More parking lot camera has a match on the car the suspect drove this morning.

Chuck

What about Tyler here?

Casey

Oh, check his mouth every twenty minutes. Make sure he doesn't choke on his own tongue.

Chuck

Hang on a second. You're gonna go and you want me to stay here and be on tongue-watch duty?

Sarah

Well you don't have plans, do you?

Chuck

Would it be so crazy if I did have plans? Plans that involved something other than fixing computers or playing hot potatoes with a thermite grenade?

Casey

Yes.

Sarah

You know Casey's right. You could've gotten yourself killed. What exactly were you thinking?

Chuck

What was I thinking? I'll tell you what I was thinking. I was thinking like I wasn't a spy. Okay. I was trying to have a little bit of fun. And I knew the second I called you two, it would all be over!

Sarah

But you are a spy. And you should know better than to put yourself in a dangerous situation where I can't protect you!

Chuck

Is it really so wrong for me to want a night off? I was having a really good time until the assassins stole my pants and tried to kill me. I've earned it. I deserve it.

Chuck

I'm losing consciousness.

Sarah

CASEY!

Casey

My ears couldn't take it. Either that or I shoot him.