“Chuck Versus Santa Claus” quotes from Chuck

Chuck

We have a cover date tomorrow, Christmas at the Bartowski's.

Sarah

Oh. Wow. Thanks for the invitation Chuck but I don't do Christmas.

Chuck

I'm sorry. I think you just said "You don't do Christmas."

Sarah

Look, I rather not get into it.

Chuck

But it's, it's Christmas. Look I'm not buying the whole Scrooge act. Okay. Underneath that spy cover is a regular person, just like the rest of us. I mean honestly, how weird could Christmas have been for you?

Sarah

Christmas at the Burton household meant the annual Salvation Army con job.

Chuck

Okay. Okay, you're a little different than the rest of us. but Christmas at the Bartowski's means ...eggnog, pj's, a fake gas fireplace and that right, Twilight Zone marathon. I'm not taking no for an answer, Walker. Be prepared to be heartwarmed.

[talking about Casey] Hey, hey, I uh, feel terrible about shooting your friend's toe off.

Chuck

No, no, no, that's okay. Sometimes I feel like shooting him myself.

Sarah

Hi Chuck! Where are you?

Chuck

DVDs. I'm in the romantic-comedy section, although for irony's sake I should probably be in hostage thrillers.

Sarah

So um, Ned let everyone call their loved ones. That was pretty smart to call me , protect our cover.

Chuck

Yeah, well, you are my girlfriend. sort of.

Sarah

So does that mean your offer still stands for Christmas?

Chuck

See I knew you could be heartwarmed. I actually, um... I have something for you. I was gonna give it to you tomorrow, but considering the circumstances I kind of want to give it to you today.

Sarah

Chuck, we're gonna get out of here. We'll be fine, I--

Sarah

--promise. Wow. It's beautiful.

Chuck

It's good luck. It was my mom's charm bracelet. My dad gave it to her when Ellie was born.

Sarah

Oh Chuck, I can't take this. This is something real. Something you should give to a real girlfriend.

Chuck

...I know.

You may have beat me, Agent Walker. But FULCRUM's won. I know that Chuck Bartowski's the Intersect.

Sarah

Chuck's secret is safe! And you're going straight to a CIA detention facility never to be seen or heard from again!

You go right ahead, Agent Walker. Arrest me. But say "Good-bye" to Chuck. You see I'm not like those other FULCRUM agents. They'll do whatever it takes to find me. And when they do, every FULCRUM agent we have will know Chuck's the Intersect. It's going to be the end of his pathetic existence. So take me in, Agent Walker, I'm ready to go.

Morgan

Let me ask you something. What do you do when you see your girlfriend do something so horrific, it gets permanently burnt into your brain?

Chuck

...I don't know buddy. But I know exactly what you mean.