Chowder · Season 2, Episode 16
Oh, why was I cursed like this, Mung? With such short legs? If only I had something to ride on. Something with two wheels. And with handlebars. And is red. And it's in the garage. Your Dice Cycle, I wanna ride your Dice Cycle.
Yes, I know what you're referring to and the answer is "No"! You'll wreck it.
No, I won't! I swear on the soul of my poor dead cooking master!
I'm not dead.
You could be if you tried.
[growling furiously] CEVICHE!!!
You're not mad, are you?
Ceviche will PAY! I'm calling Pâté right now!
[worried] Oh, no.
Mung, I don't understand this accusation. I wanted to continue our chat, but you just hung up.
[weeping] I didn't do anything.
Mung, I...
[covers Chowder's mouth] Pâté, Ceviche owes Chowder damages for wrecking his dice-cycle.
[finds a shmenny on the kitchen floor] Hey, a shmenny! [picks it up] Must be my lucky day!
Chowder, I'm not going to make this ridiculous chain recipe.
[gasps loudly in shock] But-but-but-but-but-but what about the bad luck?!
[ripping up the letter] There is no such thing as luck, good or bad. There, you see. [notices a paper cut on his finger] Oh, frapplesauce! I got a paper cut!
[gasps in horror] It's begun!
Huh? What's begun?
The bad luck, since Mung won't make a chain recipe.
Oh! Yep, he's cursed.
Cursed? Come on.
[darkly] CURSED!
It's just a paper cut!
If Mung won't make the chain recipe, then Mung WILL make the chain recipe!
I declare I do not understand I declare.
That's because you're not supposed to understand until after the wipe.
Oh.
[Later that night...]
[to Truffles] Is he asleep?
Better. He went into the bathroom.
That means we have a good three hours to pull this off. Ready?
[high-five each other] Break!
[dressed up and impersonating Mung Daal] Oh, look at me. I'm Chef Mung Daal. Notice my fancy mustache, pointy ears, and girlish legs.
[pointing the spotlight on him] And the liver spots! Don't forget the liver spots!
Tonight, I am going to kick this chain recipe of Smeanut Blutter Flookies with my young apprentice, Chowder.
[dressed up in Chowder's clothes and hat; annoyed] Radda.
No, Shnitzel. I say things like, "Awesome!" And "Please!" And "Talk to the hand, girlfriend!" And... [spits while spinning his head] And "Well, shoot." Now you try.
[dumbfounded] Radda.
Wow, you're good!
[dragging ingredients for the chain recipe while dressed up as Shnitzel] Why do I got to be Shnitzel? All I say is, "Radda radda this" and "Radda radda that."
"'Radda radda this' and 'Radda radda that.'" Radda radda radda! Radda radda radda radda radda!
Oh, yes, trust me, you do!
[sniffles shamefully] Ra.
Now, let's make that chain recipe once and for all!
[as the wind blows away her clothes, hat, and hair; to the viewers] Don't you look at me!
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