“A Faire to Remember / Tofu Town Showdown” quotes from Chowder

Panini

[pulls Chowder away from Marmalade] Oh, there you are Chowder. What's going on here? For a second there, it looked like you found a new [breaths fire from her mouth in a malicious tone] GIRLFRIEND.

Chowder

Oh, you mean Marmalade. Well, she is a girl.

Guilty.

Chowder

And she is my friend.

Try me and convict me.

Panini

[laughs; then firmly] Chowder, you get back over here, right this second.

Chowder

But I don't wanna.

Panini

Now. Get over here, now.

Chowder

But can I have more than one friend who's a girl?

Panini

No, don't test me, Chowder.

Chowder

What flavor lipstick are you wearing?

Panini

Smackdown. Now get over here.

Chowder

Um, I think I'd prefer to stay with starwbarbelberry.

Panini

Chowder, [through gritted teeth] do not make me...

Ceviche

Panini, Panini, what comes after number 29?

Panini

[crying] Oh, Chowder, how could you do this to me?!

Ceviche

On a scale of one to ten, how desperate would you say you are right now?

Panini

[crying] Eleven!

Chowder

Wow, Shnitzel. We're in Tofu Town! It's the most Asian-themed district in Marzipan City!

Gyoza

Shnitzelson, I finally found you. Didn't think your mysterious past could catch up to you now, did you?

Chowder

Mysterious past? Shnitzel...Ohh!

Gyoza

I've finally lured you back here, so that I can have vengeance for what you did to my father.

Chowder

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Shnitzel, what's going on? I didn't know you had a mysterious past. That's so cool!

Chowder

Sorry. I fell asleep. Can you repeat that?

Gyoza

Now, he must pay for his failure. He must FACE THE MUSIC.

Chowder

Hey, fish lady, I don't see what the big deal is. Why don't we just go over there and get Shabu Shabu back?

Gyoza

Impossible! It's too dangerous. Only a skilled meat fighter can face the awesome power of Peking Duck.

Chowder

Well, what about Shnitzel? He was pretty awesome in the flashback.

Shnitzel

[lifts up his head] Radda?

Gyoza

You have a point, chunky purple one. Very well. If you two rescue my father, Shnitzel's honor among the Sukiyaki Yuza will be restored.

Chowder

All right!

Shnitzel

Radda?

Chowder

There it is, Shnitzel, the hideout of the Teriyaki Triads. Gyoza said Shaba Shabu's inside, trapped in his cookie prison.

[off-screen as Shnitzel walks right into his trap] Well, well, well. We meet again my pathetic old friend. I have waited a long time for this. I see you want this cookie. [reveals himself from a cloud of smoke; laughs] You will have to get through the meal I prepared for you first!

[to Shnitzel] You! [push Chowder to him] Please, take him home! His singing is horrible!

Chowder

I love karaoke!

Gyoza

You did it. But, where's my father?

Chowder

[coughs up Shabu Shabu and burps] Sorry, I just wanted the cookie. [burps again; narrating] And so, Shnitzel, the greatest meat fighter that ever lived, restored his honor, and brought peace back to all of Tofu-Town. The end.

Mung Daal

You ate the delivery again, didn't you?

Chowder

Oh, sorry.

Shnitzel

Oh, radda! [facepalms in annoyance]

[reading note] "Do not eat. This means you, Chowder. Love Mung." Gotta stay strong, gotta stay strong, gotta stay strong.

So that's it? You're not eating me?

No, no I want to but, Mung said-

Look kid, if people listen to notes nothing would get done in this world. Notes are really more like guidelines. It said, "Do not eat." Didn't say "Do not eat pizza."

You ate it, didn't you?

[from inside Puppet Chowder's stomach] No.