BBrac
My proto-units said there'd be days like this.
S1 E3Dale Beside Himself
[After Dtz, disguised as Dale, modifies the Ranger Plane]
DDtz
Well, that oughta do it. Just flip that switch.
Golly, this is exciting! [Launches the Ranger Plane on a rocket-speed trip around the world. After landing]
DDtz
Let me know if you need anymore help.
[Stunned] Golly again.
Golly, what good are buttons in a spaceship if you can't even push them?
[Dale falls to the ground after Brac has turned off the zero-gravity]
[dazed] Uh, beam me up, Scotty. [passes out]
BBrac
He is still in that alien form? This is very strange.
BBric
Even for Dtz. We have to bring him back to his Fleeblebroxian self.
BBrac
Perhaps we could cook something up.
BBric
Of course! Say, Dtz. Feel like having a snack?
[Dale hears about a snack and wakes up]
[Dale is about to have a snack, but he doesn't know what to do with these weird kitchen utensils. Bric and Brac arrive with a dish]
BBric
Here you go, Dtz.
BBrac
The best snack in the universe.
BBBric and Brac
[opening the lid] Erkburgles!
Blech! Are you guys crazy or something? Don't you have any hot dogs?
BBBric and Brac
[gasp]
BBric
It's terrible! He's becoming an... an Earthling!
BBrac
We must rush him back to Fleeblebrox for treatment.
BBric
Yes, we must! [Dale pokes at one of the green aliens and freaks out]
BBrac
I'm sorry it has to come to this Dtz, [taking a freeze gun out of his chef hat] but we have to freeze you before you get worse.
DDtz
[Watching the movie Alien] I love comedies! [laughing rauciously] I'll go make some popcorn.
DDtz
[disguised as Dale, spotting Dale coming home] ALIENS!
AAAH!
DDtz
We're being attacked by aliens that can take our shapes!
Yeah, that sounds like the old Dale to me.
Calm down, Dale. It's only a movie.
[Running in] ALIENS!
AAAH!
BBric
You were supposed to thaw me, not cook me.
[Upon seeing Dtz charge after his favorite snack] Disgusting the way how some people lose control.
S1 E4Flash the Wonder Dog
You called for us, Fat Cat?
No, I was testing my moron magnet. Of course I called for you!
[thinking about another way to frame Flash] Hmmm. I believe I... I mean, Flash the Wonder Dog, will viciously attack his former co-star on nation wide TV! [laughs evilly]
[Chip turns off the TV, where Dale was watching an episode of Flash the Wonder Dog]
Hey, what'd you do that for!?
You are too wrapped up in that show!
What do you mean? Flash is the greatest hero that ever was.
He's just an actor.
He is not! Look at all the things he can do!
It's all fake, Dale! They do it in a TV studio!
[gasps; angry] How dare you say that! Flash is not a fake!
Yes, he is!
Is not!
Is too!
Is not!
Is too!
Is not!
[enters] Well, I can tell you're both busy, I'll come back later. [she leaves]
Just a few more stitches and this wing will be good as new. Well, as good as it was before.
FFlash
[seeing an angry mob coming towards him] Something tells me it's not my autograph they're after.
Boss, I got bad news!
Don't tell me you let that flea-bitten dog escape!
Okay! Okay! I won't tell you!
Let me guess... Does this have something to do with [becomes angry] the Rescue Rangers!?
Yeah, good guess, boss! How did you know?
Because those rodents are ALWAYS ruining my bad intentions! [calms down] Nevertheless, I shan't let this news darken my day. [presses a button on his desk, opening a trap door underneath Mepps, in which the latter falls through]
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