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Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers · Season 1

Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers Season 1 quotes

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S1 E4Flash the Wonder Dog

[Shifting a camera's angle] These things are harder to move than a sleeping rhino.

FFlash

Hey, guys! Wait up! I wanted to say thanks. Thanks for helping me look like a hero.

It was you that did that, Flash.

S1 E5Out to Launch

Which one of these buttons makes this baby spin?

Try the one marked "ON".

Oh yeah, I knew that. [gives Gadget an angry look]

RHRoger Houston

Deploy the first Satellite, Joy.

JRJoy Rider

Roger, Roger.

RSReporter Stan Blather

Latest tragic development: The Spaceplane is plummeting straight for the control tower... Wait a minute! I'm in the control tower! YEAARGH!

RSReporter Stan Blather

Their heroic landing of the damaged Spaceplane may seem a small step for a man but...

...a giant leap for a chipmunk!

S1 E6Kiwi's Big Adventure

What would birds want to do with the Ranger Plane?

They're worshipping it like some sort of god.

Golly! I built it to last but I didn't think it would be immortal.

KKiwis

Roodle-roodle-roodle-wah! Roodle-roodle-roodle-wah!

[Trying to fit in with his disguise] Noodle, noodle, apple strudel!

[Trying to "wake" the Ranger Plane using magic]

Bingly wingly pingly pie!

Take the kiwis to the sky!

[Nothing happens] Of course! This is an Equatorial flying god. Different spell entirely.

Figgly giggly gaggly gow!

Take the kiwis to the clouds!

KCKiwi Chief

We're all waiting, Pepto.

Yes, yes, of course. [Laughs] Right. [Runs up and flaps one of the wings desperately] FLY!

[The Rescue Rangers reveal themselves to Kiwis]

Uh... roodle-roodle?

Oh, my goodness! Demons! Evil spirits!

What's this bird squawking about?

[After the crash landing]

Aces flying, Gadget. That's some booster rocket we've got there.

Correction - we had there. I just hope I can fix it.

Oh, Dale, your toe! You really hurt yourself, didn't you? All for us too.

Aw, shucks, it's nothing. I just-

Nonsense! You need to lie down.

But, Gadget, it's just his toe!

Well, his toe needs to lie down so the rest of him will just have to go along with it. Really, Chip. His toe could be broken.

Oh, I don't think it's bro-- Uh, yeah, really, Chip. My toe could be broken. [blows a raspberry at Chip, making him angry]

Let's slow down a little bit. Dale's having trouble keeping up.

If we go any slower, we'll be going backwards!

Hey! Those bumps aren't good for my toe!

You think it's so easy? Get down here and help push!

Any old dummy can do this. [pushes the Ranger Plane, then stops and grabs his other foot in pain] YEOWCH!

What happened, Dale?

I was just trying to help... and I hurt my other foot...

Chip, how could you let him? Get back up there, now!

Whatever you say, Gadget. [gets back up on the Ranger Plane while moaning]

And please, everybody, watch those bumps.

I'd say those ranger demons have been here all night. They are dragging the flying god to the river. Goodness! Can a flying god swim?

KCKiwi Chief

More important, can a really great flying god survive a really big river demon?

KKiwis

[gasp] Not the river demon!

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