Why do I fell like a shrimp on the barbie!
S1 E2Catteries Not Included
[Chip and Dale try to catch a remote control]
CDChip and Dale
I got it! I got it! [They crash into each other]
Did you get it?
No, did you? [Remote falls right on top of them]
Once the kitties charge my generator, I'll throw a lightning bolt that'll make the city sizzle like bacon!
[Riding a fleeing cat] Whoa! WHOA! PLEASE WHOA!
Well, they're all out, and if I never see another cat again, it'll be too soon. [jumps when he sees Spunky behind him] I, uh... no offense, kid.
SSpunky
'Course not, Mr. Monterey.
I wonder where my can-opener is.
[The Rescue Rangers along with Spunky return to his owner's house. Zipper rings the doorbell]
SSpunky
I don't see why I have to wear a bow. [Gadget unties the bow] Do you think she'll remember me?
GGirl
[opens the door and sees her beloved pet right on the doorstep] Spunky!
SSpunky
Meow! [jumps in the girl's hands]
GGirl
Oh, you're home! You're home! Mamma! Daddy! Spunky's back! [closes the door]
Awwww...
Another case closed with a happy ending.
And Monterey has learned that even cats have their place, haven't you, Monty?
Too right I have. A cat's place is as far from me as possible.
S1 E3Dale Beside Himself
[First lines]
BBrac
[disguised as a rattlesnake] Egad, Dtz! Erkburgles again? That junk food is going to stunt your growth.
DDtz
[munches in confusion]
BBric
[disguised as a gopher] This planet is a great place for a vacation, but I'll be glad to get back to Fleeblebrox.
[Bric transforms into his normal self]
BBric
[to Brac] Come on, transform. We don't have all day.
[Brac transforms into his normal self]
DDtz
[disguised as a rabbit] I don't want to go back! I like it here! I'm staying.
[Chip turns off the TV while Dale was watching a movie]
Hey, you fathead! I'm watching that!
Not anymore. Did you eat Monterey Jack's walnuts?
Uh... [shakes his head] Uh-uh.
Well, then who did?
It was space aliens. Big, ugly martians.
My cookies are fantastic, but I don't think they are intergalactic.
The Great Eskimo Chief Mighty Lug Nut taught me this recipe whilst I was hitch-hiking through the Southern Arctic in the middle of a snowstorm.
Are there a lot of walnut trees in the Arctic?
Oh, of course not, Gadget luv. They used walrus nail clippings instead.
[after meeting an alien] Wow! Just like in the movies! Are you going to take over our planet? Are ya? Huh? Are ya? Are ya? Are ya?
DDtz
[disguised as a dragon] Gee, no! I just wanna stay here and have fun.
Hey, maybe you could be a rescue ranger.
DDtz
What's a rescue ranger?
Why, that's me.
DDtz
Neato! [transforms into Dale]
[laughs] Golly, you look just like me!
Two Dales have got to be better than one.
It's a shame we couldn't finish making your famous walnut walleroos, Monty.
Too right! But a walnut walleroo without its walnuts is like a mouse without his cheese.
DDtz
[after the real Dale zoomed away on his spaceship] Out with the old Dale and in with the new. [realizes something] Rats! He's got my erkburgles!
[Dale arrives on the mothership. Brac appears on the screen]
BBrac
Dtz, quit fooling around and report to the control room.
FVFemale voice
Destination, please.
Hey, neat! Control room, I guess. [enters the teleporter]
FVFemale voice
Thank you.
[Dale screams as he is teleported to the control room where Bric and Brac are]
BBrac
Finally.
Uh... take me to your leader, space men!
BBrac
[rolls his eyes] Really?
BBric
Better can the hockey Earth-humor, Dtz. Brac is in one of his moods.
BBrac
I just want to get home to Fleeblebrox. Dtz, transform out of this ridiculous shape and let's get going!
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