TV show quotes
You've gotta stop all this snacking, Monterey!
Yeah! We could all have been caught on account of you!
[shaking salt over his snacks] Ah, you're exaggerating. I'm as fit as I ever was.
Uh-huh.
You mates are mistaking me muscularity for fat.
[He sits in a chair, which promptly collapses under his weight]
Uh-huh.
That's the problem with foreign imports. It's a pain getting decent service.
Me days at the circus taught the two golden rules of acrobatics. One: Don't look down, and Two: Try not to land on the clowns!
Mon, dat is one greedy cat.
You got dat right, mon. His banana boat is short one batch.
Isn't commerce wonderful? Imagine! Trading nectarines for necklaces, bananas for brooches and tangelos for tiaras.
Now, which way to the Crown Jewels?
But, boss, why don't we just go to the museum like everyone else?
Yeah! Why do we need a secret map to find the Crown Jewels?
We're using a secret map because I know a little secret about the jewels.
A secret? Oh, goody! What is it?
If I told you, it WOULDN'T BE A SECRET, NOW WOULD IT?!
What is it, Zipper? What did you see? [Zipper inflates himself]
A beach ball? [Zipper flails angrily around]
A baseball with claws. [Zipper meows]
Fat Cat!
Now, Monty, you don't really believe in ghosts. Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Colby, sir. I didn't mean to include you.
It's quite all right, my dear. I haven't believed in myself for a long time either.
[Angry at an elephant] I'll pack his trunk nine ways to Pittsburgh!
Are you an engineering student too?
I just sort of dabble. Self-taught, mostly.
Did those Ranger guys catch the crooks?
Hardly. The Rescue guys are the crooks!
What?!
You're kidding.
I knew you couldn't trust 'em! Where'd they stash the goods?
Yeah! I mean, they couldn't have eat them all.
I don't know. [points to Monty] This one looks like he put away a few.
[pushes Jeebie's finger away] Keep your hairy meathooks off of me!
Papa, please! They are my friends!
I'm sorry, son, but those scoundrels were just using you to get our peanuts.
[The Rescue Rangers overhear Elliot and his father arguing]
Listen to that! They've got Elliot believing we're the thieves.
But we didn't do anything.
Those scruggers already got us tried and convicted.
[Zipper squeaks sadly and Dale blows his nose]
[sobbing] Nobody will trust the Rescue Rangers again.
WHAT?!
[Chip smacks him in the face]
Hey! What'd you do that for?
We know we didn't steal the peanuts.
Right.
But do we know who did?
No.
THEN WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?!
RESCUE RANGERS, AWAY!
[sees Ting-a-Ling and Ting Ming inside the digging machine] It ate the panda kids!
You dummy! It's a machine!
[Gadget and Monty just escape from the angry elephants and land in a pile of peanuts underground. Ting Ming and Ting-a-Ling help them up]
[gasps] It was you guys.
Crikey, Gadget, look at the peanuts. Bet them pachyderms would quit the rumbling if they got these back.
We wish to make amends. We can help return them.
But it took us a long time to get them all down here.
[Gadget thinks for a minute, then gets an idea]
Monterey, we need the fire hose!
Right!
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