Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers quotes

Captain Kernel

Strange. Doesn't sound like a rodent.

Captain Kernel

WHOA!

Captain Kernel

Oh, it's all the peanuts. But who could have...?

Chip

Rescue Rangers at your service, captain.

[happily munching his peanuts] I always knew they would solve the case. Hey, they're the Rescue Rangers.

Monty

[after Zipper unsuccessfully launched the rocket] Zipper, you didn't try to launch the rocket all by yourself, did ya? [Zipper squeaks sadly]

Chip

You should've waited for us!

Dale

Yeah! You're too puny for this kinda job!

Monty

Don't forget, mate, you're just a wee little dogger.

Chip

There he is now.

Gadget

Welcome home, Zipper.

Monty

We thought you might be down in the dumps, mate.

Dale

Yeah. We didn't mean to say you were too puny. [Chip shushes him]

Monty

[takes out a dish] I whipped up one of me specialities to build up your muscles - melon rind El Monterey! This'll put some meat on your bones.

Chip

I think he looks bigger already.

Gadget

You know? He does look different.

Dale

Uhh, could be the sunglasses?

Chip

There's something strange about those aliens.

Dale

Yeah! That alien sounded awful familiar.

Gadget

And he's wearing a tailfin from a '59 Studebaker.

Attention all cars! We have an unidentified fly object.

Chip

This flying saucer is made out of rubber. Do you know what that means?

Dale

Er... It's dishwasher safe?

Gadget

We just weren't a team without you, Zipper.

Dale

We could use somebody just your size.

Zipper

Aw...

Monty

Course, if you was just a wee bit bigger... you could fly us off of here! [laughs]

Chip

It's time to go to bed.

Dale

Phooey! I already did that last night.

Chip

Last one there is a rotten furball!

Gadget

[Examining evidence] Hmmm... The fur's too long for a mouse... Wait! Small soil particles exclusive to a lower strata.

Chip

So what does that mean?

Gadget

I'd say it's mole hair.

Chip

Now what would a mole need a toy train for?

Monty

For his birthday?

Monty

[after rescuing Dale from the washing machine] Guess our little pally is dry clean only.

This is the last load. Let's hurry.

What's the rush? You think these bricks are going to get up and walk away?

Nah, Wart. I don't think they got any feet.

Gadget

If we find Fat Cat, I bet that train won't be too far away.

Chip

But why would he steal a toy train set?

Monty

Don't try to figure out Fat Cat, Chip. You'll get a brain cramp.