Do you see him? Do you see him?
MMole
[Keeping watch in the wrong direction] Nuh-uh! This fog is as thick as a drink.
Unfortunately, Mole, so are you. This way, you feeble-sighted dolt!
S2 E6A Lad In A Lamp
Strike me starkers 'til I'm blue in the morning! I'm rich!
And now I know what I want. I want CHEESE!
GGenie
It shall be done.
No wait-wait-wait-wait! I mean, LOTS of CHEESE!
GGenie
Well, of course.
I mean, a GREAT HEAPING BONDER PILE of CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!
GGenie
Is that all? Granted.
Golly! It's gonna take a lot of crackers to get through this.
You know, I always thought I could never get enough of cheese. And I HAVEN'T!
Now, pally, I said not to touch me lamp until I'M done with it.
Have it your way, Mr. Monterey Jack! Maybe your next wish oughta be for some new friends!
Just think. A magic lamp could give you gold, silver...
WWart
...diamonds, rubies! The possibilities are endless! What would you wish for, Mole, if you could have anything in the whole world?
MMole
A candy bar?
Thank goodness I'm here to rescue it from you pea-brained small-timed thinkers and your puny little wishes.
MMole
But it was going to be an extra-large candy bar.
[Sigh] I bet mind readers only charge you half-price.
Come to me, genie. We have history to make!
[When he finds out Monty is a genie] NO! It can't be! A Rescue Ranger! I've been tricked! Thwarted! Bamboozled! I wish I had something to flatten you!
Granted. [Anvil beans Fat Cat on the head]
Slave! I wish the Rescue Rangers... were turned to dust!
[Chip, Dale, Gadget and Zipper gasp.]
No! I can't help myself... I... granted. I can't look!
[Nothing happens.]
...Are we dust yet?
WHAT?! WHAT WENT WRONG?!
[laughs] Sorry, Fat Cat! You're out of wishes! Only three to a customer! [disappears into the lamp]
[shaking the lamp] COME OUT OF THERE SO I CAN THROTTLE YOU!
S2 E7The Luck Stops Here
[Monty and Dale are pumping air for Gadget's diving suit]
[First lines]
Don't slow down now. We don't want Gadget to be short of air.
[Between gasps] What about me? I'm already short of breath!
Reminds me of some hieroglyphics I once saw on the banks of Teluka Lake. 'Course they turned out to just be the toe tracks of the Two-Stepping Taluka Lake-ian Toucan.
KKismet
There's only room for one lucky pet round here, and your luck's just run out!
Is that any reason to [gulp] eat me?
KKismet
Well, that and the fact that you are a mouse.
GMr. Gribbish
Cosgrove!
CCClyde Cosgrove
Y-yes, Mr. Gribbish?
GMr. Gribbish
How's our little Meal-o-Matic going along, Cosgrove?
CCClyde Cosgrove
It's not quite ready, sir.
GMr. Gribbish
Well, it better be ready in time for the appliance show this afternoon, OR YOU WILL BE SLICED AND DICED RIGHT OUT OF THE BUSINESS!
The way I see it, this should be as simple as piecing together a puzzle. If only I knew what the puzzle looked like.
[Dale jogs to turn the phone book pages]
[Between gasps] How come I always get the tough jobs?
Just be thankful "Appliances" are at the front of the book, mate.
[Last lines]
How do you think old Cosgrove got that contraption to work so fast?
Just lucky, I guess.
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