A character in Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
[Reading from the novel] "Sureluck slowly pulled the candle holder..."
Got it! [Pulls as instructed]
"...to open the secret door..."
It worked!
"...being very careful to stand to one side to avoid the trapdoor." [Rescue Rangers narrowly escape the trapdoor] Hey, guys! Are you okay?
MontyWe're fine, Chipper, but you could use a course in speed-reading.
MontyNow what, Sureluck? Any clues?
Yeah! Yeah! What would Sureluck do in a case like this?
What do you think? Hide!
[Chip turns off the TV while Dale was listening to the heavy metal music]
Hey! What did ya do that for? That's my favorite band!
It was too loud to think!
It's heavy metal music! You're not supposed to think!
I don't care if it's heavy on the anchovies. It's stupid!
It's not!
It's too!
Monty[To Gadget] Looks like the boys are having one of their little "discussions"!
[Zipper sits on the window sadly; Monty walks up to him]
[sighs]
MontyStung by the love bug, eh, Zipper?
[nods yes]
MontyWell, ol' Monterey Jack's had his share of romantic entanglements. Maybe I could help you out. [Zipper hears this and stands up happily] Hmm... How about giving her a little present? [Zipper looks in his pockets and shows he has no money] Ya don't need money, mate. All women love flowers. And flowers are free.
[Back at the Rescue Rangers' HQ, Monty and Dale are shown playing checkers while Zipper is sitting sadly on a couch due to Queenie's leave]
Cheer up, Zipper.
[sighs]
She was from a different world, Zipper. Some things just weren't meant to be.
MontyBesides, royalty doesn't know anything about real men.
[A knock on a door is heard. Chip opens it and sees something]
I think it's a message for you, Zipper.
[All Rescue Rangers run outside and see a swarm of bees forming a heart. Zipper looks at it with a smile on his face]
MontyGuess I was wrong about Queenie. She does know something for a real men after all. [laughs]
So what's the problem?
Who's gonna look after the egg?
No problem. [Points to others] They will!
[The Rescue Rangers and Mrs. Booby spot a two quickly flying hawks in the sky]
Hey, Cruiser, my bird, what do you say we cut the recon and catch some tunes downside?
Righteous idea, Bruiser! Let's jet!
[Cruiser and Bruiser swoop down and land on top of the Mr. Dumpty's mansion]
Are we hot or what? [gives Bruiser a high-five]
MontyAh, they're just a couple of cocky show-offs. They won't be a trouble for us.
[As they're fetching Mrs. Booby home]
Say, how do you boys feel about booby-sitting?
MontyGadget, luv, I think you better step on it.
If only I had a counterweight.
MontyCan I help ya, Gadget?
Perfect!
MontyWhen facing the forces of the supernatural, you'd best be prepared with a good luck charm or two. This, for instance, is a lucky rabbit's foot given to me by the High Holy Hamster of Kathmandu.
Wasn't very lucky for the rabbit.
Monty[Holding a magnet] Well, me luckier Arabian horseshoe is better for defeating genies anyway.
Pretty small horse.
Monty[finding the scrapbook of his father] The scrapbook of my dad, Cheddarhead Charlie. You'll love him. He's the greatest adventurer whatever lived. Goes around the world every year, twice on leap years. And this year, he's stopping off to visit me. [looking at the first photo] Here's my dad outside the Taj Mahal. [looking at another photo] And here's one from the Great Wall of China.
Hey, what's all this newspaper stuff?
"Lindbergh Makes A Solo Flight Across The Atlantic".
Monty[Chuckling as he points out a mouse on one of the plane wheels] Guess he didn't know he had a passenger. Of course, dad's luggage ended up in Cleveland.
"Sir Edmund Hillary Stands Atop Mt. Everest..."
"...The Highest Point On Earth!"
MontyWell, almost! [Photo shows Charlie atop the flagpole planted by Sir Hillary] Dad had him beat by a good two feet.
Golly. What adventures.
He could teach us a lot. [to Monty] When do we get to meet him, Monterey?
Yeah, when's he coming in?
MontyTonight, at Pier 12.
We've got to catch up with Fat Cat!
MontyIf you mean that buck-toothed, bandy-legged bozo that sank my house, then I want a piece of him too!
MontyThat ride almost beats the time I rode a walrus over Niagara Falls.
ARE YOU CRAZY?!
MontyThe walrus thought so.
Just what do you think you were doing back there?
MontyNothing to worry about. Sometimes I sort of have these... cheese attacks, is all. [Zipper retorts: "Sometimes?"] Well, most times, I guess. [Zipper crosses his arms as he retorts: "Most?"] All right! All the time! I just can't help meself. When there's a hint of cheddar in the air, something inside me snaps.
[To Dale] Yeah, his brain! And this is the guy we're counting on to get us to Glacier Bay!
MontyGeegaw Hackwrench - the greatest pilot in aviation history. He could set a plane down on a polar bear's nose in the middle of a blizzard.
Wowie! He's that good?
MontyYou bet your tailwind, Dale. He's got more flyin' time than a whole herd of geese.
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