Monty quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

Monty

[To Hiram, a mummy] Drop him, you moldy oldie, or I'll knock you back to Zombieland!

Monty

[Gadget] said "should" again, mates. Watch out!

Monty

Piece of cheesecake!

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[as Tom tries to eat him] Wh-wh-what sharp teeth ya got there, Ma.

Monty

[shoves a spring into Tom's Mouth] Here, chew on this for a while, you clockwork kitty!

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[As Chip and Dale fight yet again] Isn't friendship grand?

Monty

We might as well baste ourselves in butter, mate, 'cause we're gonna fry for sure.

Monty

Reminds me of the time I visited the Leaning Tower in Italy. Had the best piece a' pizza in Pisa.

Monty

Random destruction. That's my kind of plan.

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Me tail's been slammed, singed, kinked and cracked! Now it's payback time!

Monty

[After experiencing a sonically-induced earthquake] I feel like a pogo stick with the hiccups.

Monty

The last time I was in a hurricane, it caused more damage than a cat at a canary convention.

Monty

All right, you moth-eaten excuse for an overnight bag, let's see if you're as dumb as you were in the old days!

Monty

Let's see. The first time my tail went off, I was passing this warehouse on my way to find some cheese. And the second time my tail went off, I was passing the same warehouse on my way home. So that could mean only one thing!... Too bad I don't know what it is.

Monty

This guy's definitely one snowflake short of a blizzard.