Monty quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

Monty

If it's trouble you want, pally, you've come to the right mouse!.

Monty

There's only one thing I like more than cheese: Nothing!

Monty

CHEE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EESE!

Monty

That flat-faced, flabby-furred feline submarined our house! Me and Zipper got a score to settle with him.

Monty

First rule of adventurin' is to always grab a bite when you can, 'cause you never know when you'll get your next meal.

Monty

Strike me starkers 'til I'm blue in the morning! I'm rich!

Monty

Reminds me of some hieroglyphics I once saw on the banks of Teluka Lake. 'Course they turned out to just be the toe tracks of the Two-Stepping Taluka Lake-ian Toucan.

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Me days at the circus taught the two golden rules of acrobatics. One: Don't look down, and Two: Try not to land on the clowns!

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[Angry at an elephant] I'll pack his trunk nine ways to Pittsburgh!

Monty

[after rescuing Dale from the washing machine] Guess our little pally is dry clean only.

Monty

Move your kabooses, gang! We've got a train to catch!

Monty

[About Sewarnose] He's battier than a room full of Jamaican fruit-bats. But you gotta admit he's entertaining.

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[About Gadget blushing in a toy soldier's arms] It's the uniform, mates. Women go crazy for them.

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Zipper, all you all right? Squeak to me!

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[About their Cola Cult outfits] I can't believe we hiked clear across town to dress up like a bunch of technicolor cheerleaders.