Once I found a perpetual motion machine just lying in the trashcan. Of course, by then it had stopped moving.
“Normie's Science Project” · Season 2, Episode 21
In this episode: Professor Nimnul (4), Normie (3), Gadget (2), Monty (1)
Did you know mozarella conducts electricity twice as well as provolone?
The science fair was postponed... for repairs.
Haven't I told you never to play with my super-weapons? You could devastate yourself.
[Searching his record collection] Here it is! "Music To Devastate The Globe By". In Stereo.
[Professor Nimnul has activated his Molecular Audio Emphathizer, not knowing that the record he planned to use was replaced with a Boogie record]
Gee, uncle Norton, why do you want to destroy the city?
Because nobody takes a mad scientist seriously until he's leveled a city or two. But once I've proven my power, I'll have the whole world in my sway! [Pushes a button to view what his music has wrought]
Is the city in your sway, Uncle Norton?
No. It's just... swaying. That can't be the right record! For one thing, utter devastation always has more drums and cymbals.
[When he spots the Rescue Rangers] Oh, boy! Defenseless little animals.
These are delicate instruments of destruction. If you don't know how to use them, you could hurt somebody.
[After experiencing a sonically-induced earthquake] I feel like a pogo stick with the hiccups.
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