What's the matter with your neck?
It's this cramp, I've had it for a couple of days now.
Well, why don't you get a massage?
(Piper looks through a rack of clothes.)
Oh, yeah, I'll pencil that in. Right between vanquishing demons and training to be your midwife. (Piper holds up an ugly pale pink dress.) No.
(Piper puts the dress back.)
Well, A, I don't need midwives because I'm delivering with a doctor not sisters. And B, you need to start taking care of yourself because you've actually been working harder than when you were working.
Yeah, well, someone has to pick up the slack, especially with hermit lady just laying around the house.
Yeah, Phoebe? Have you noticed she hasn't left the house in weeks.
What do you mean? She leaves the house every morning.
No, she leaves the house to go to work. I can understand wanting a break from guys, but come on already, she's gonna wear out the batteries.
(Paige's phone rings, she answers it)
Hi Phoebe. We were just talking about you.
(loudly barges in Cole's office)
You slimy, son-of-a-bitch!
What are you, evil and blind? Yeah, it's me! Look, why don't you just admit you're behind this? Admit it, so I can use magic to fight you!
I don't know, uh, I don't know what you're talking about.
Look, Cole, my career is the most important thing to me. Okay, so is that your plan? To take it away from me, so that I-I come running to you for comfort?
Phoebe, I love you, and I don't know what's going on... but, maybe I can help... Would you like me to kill someone for you... your-your boss, perhaps?
(Phoebe angrily starts throwing the papers on his desks up.)
I might not be able to use magic, but...
You're sexy when you're mad, you know. I can't wait until I get to kiss you again.
Cole, I will never be with you again. I hate you. I - hate - you. Do you get that?
Hate is good. It's passionate, intense. It's-it's... it's a breath away from love.
(Phoebe laughs and stops abruptly, quickly leaving the room.)
This witches power cannot fight,
The lure of evil's magic might,
Before misuse lands her in hell,
Remove the powers of Phoebe Halliwell.
(after leaping into Leo and exploding him) Ha! Now THAT is a vanquish!
(reappears) Damn it, Paige! I would appreciate it if you didn't practise on me, I may be dead but it STILL HURTS!
I am sorry, Leo, but I think I came up with the perfect way to vanquish Cole! I kept thinking 'What is it that makes him so indestructible?' and then I thought 'It's his protection shield!' so I came up with a potion that makes me invisible long enough so I can get past it, say a spell and blow him up from the inside!
Firstly, congratulations, cool potion.
Secondly, it will never work.
What about water birth, can we do that at home?
EEva
Yeah, we could rent a tub.
What am I, a dolphin? I'm not giving birth to fish!
Well, actually dolphins aren't fish, they're mammals.
And you, you're not La Femme Nikita, you're a Charmed One. Yeah, you don't mind kicking ass when you have to, but otherwise you'd rather be hanging out with your sisters, baking cookies, or knitting booties.
Knitting booties? Clearly you don't know me at all.
So you say the club is still successful in this... 'alleged' other reality of yours?
It's not alleged, it's real. And it's... really good.
Oh yeah, am I a millionaire?
(smiles a bit) No, not that good.
