SSam
A little advice, you need to work up a cover. Didn't you read the whitelighter manual?
There's a manual?
S5Sam, I Am
Is that who I think it is?
Mom's whitelighter.
And Paige's father.
The Elders sent me to protect someone without telling me who he was.
I'd say that's a bit of an understatement.
You knew about this supernatural Jenny Jones reunion, didn't you?!
I want him dead. I want this over with. And if this doesn't work, we might not get a second chance.
Got it. Kill him. Dead.
S5Y Tu Mummy Tambien
Everything is so bright and cheery and ruffly.
Your pants stopped fitting you.
Well, I could have gone up a size or two. I don't have to resort to maternity clothes. I just feel so-
SSaleslady
Adorable! I think it's you.
Obviously, you don't know me very well. Look, do you have anything that will go with combat boots? Ya know, something for the mom-to-be who kicks some ass upon occasion? You know something in black. Or gray.
SSaleslady
... I'll go check.
Are you telling me she's going to evict somebody from their own body? That's rude!
Scrying secrets come to me,
Drop again so I might see.
(makes guillotine appear) I can't wait to see how I survive this. Oh, can't you at least let me not die in peace?
JJeric
Glad to see you're feeling so alive.
IIsis
(as Phoebe) It's this body. I've never felt so much power before, passion, desire.
JJeric
Maybe I should leave you two alone.
IIsis
(as Phoebe) No. Just because the witch is in me doesn't mean there's not enough room for you too.
So what? I'm unbreakable, dude.
Dude, I'm not.
I can't handle this right now.
What? I told you I was going to have to break a few rules.
No, no, no. You don't understand, this is the least of our problems. Which ought to give you and idea how bad our problems actually are!
Come on, it can't be that bad.
Unless I am mistaken, Cole has teamed up with Jerich and tricked me into getting Paige possessed and Phoebe mummified.
I'm not gonna leave my sisters in Egypt with two demonic perverts!
Two warring souls not burn inside,
Where only one can reside,
I call upon the power of three,
To save her body and set Paige free.
We're just playing hookie.
Well Paige, you can't play hookie, cos see, you're unemployed.
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