What's the matter with your neck?
It's this cramp, I've had it for a couple of days now.
Well, why don't you get a massage?
(Piper looks through a rack of clothes.)
Oh, yeah, I'll pencil that in. Right between vanquishing demons and training to be your midwife. (Piper holds up an ugly pale pink dress.) No.
(Piper puts the dress back.)
Well, A, I don't need midwives because I'm delivering with a doctor not sisters. And B, you need to start taking care of yourself because you've actually been working harder than when you were working.
Yeah, well, someone has to pick up the slack, especially with hermit lady just laying around the house.
The hermit lady?
Yeah, Phoebe? Have you noticed she hasn't left the house in weeks.
What do you mean? She leaves the house every morning.
No, she leaves the house to go to work. I can understand wanting a break from guys, but come on already, she's gonna wear out the batteries.
Ah, Paige!
(Paige's phone rings, she answers it)
Hi Phoebe. We were just talking about you.
And your batteries.
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