Well, how pregnant am I, exactly?
Phoebe and I are practising to be your midwives as we speak. We're preparing for the big home birth!
Home birth, you're nuts, I'd never agree to that, I - I wouldn't give birth unless it was in a hospital-!
Yeah, yeah, you keep saying the same thing in any reality. Hey, who else but a sister would know that?
(looking tearful] We must be pretty close then, the three of us.
(she nods, also fighting back tears)
Like Phoebe and I were with Prue...
Yep, close enough to have avenged Prue's death together.
Did you guys try to vanquish Belthazor ever?
No, but you and Prue almost tried! You guys had a vanquishing potion, right?
Book of Shadows. Also says that it needs a piece of his flesh to make it work.
(she looks at him, then at Paige) All right then. (takes out a dagger) Let's go hunting.
(Cole walks in on Phoebe and another demon kissing)
DDemon
Sorry, my liege. But I thought... I didn't think...
(Before he can finish, Cole vanquishes him with an energy ball)
(infuriated) Are you kidding me? What did you do that for?!
What'd I do what for? You're in here screwing some guy, I'm supposed to ignore it? You're my WIFE, goddamn it!
(disgusted) Oh, you have got to be kidding me. After all this time now you're playing the aggrieved husband?!
(flings the contents of her vanity table on the floor) You DON'T UNDERSTAND! IT'S ALL WRONG! It's not the way it's meant to be here!
(shocked) Okay - it's okay, relax...
(almost hysterical) This is all messed up! How'd it get messed up? You have no idea what I've given up for you!
(she gapes at him) Wh-what about what I've given up, Cole? I've given up my family, my heritage, my life!
Oh yeah, from where I'm standing, it looks like you have a pretty damn good life to me!
Look, the only one getting anything out of this is you. And I have no idea what that is. The only reason I'm still here is to make sure that what happened to Prue does not happen to Piper, and you know it!
(despairing) What happened to us, Phoebe? How'd we get here? We used to be so in love! Even without your sisters, it's not working... Why?
(regretful) I don't know... Maybe it just wasn't meant to be.
(Cole punches Phoebe to the ground)
GO! Go get her sisters, they just attacked me!
DDemon
Sisters? You mean there's another?!
Yes, damn it! Get 'em and kill 'em on sight!
Paige was telling the truth...?
I didn't go through all this to lose you, Phoebe. If I'm going down, you're going down with me!
(Paige, Leo and Piper sneak into the mansion to try and kill Cole. They peer around the corner into the entry hall.)
(They creep into the entry hall past the stairs.)
(running down the stairs) What are you guys doing here? You have to leave now.
(surprising them) Right here. (he throws an energy ball, sending them crashing against the wall)
No! (she kneels by them while Cole telekinetically draws the vanquishing potion into his hand) What did you do to them?
Exactly what they were gonna do to me. (he and Paige glare at each other)
(taking Piper's wrist) She's still alive. Grab her hand.
I don't know how you got here, Paige. But if it's any consolation, I know exactly where I'm gonna bury you. Right next to yourself.
Grab her hand. (she glares at him and then looks at Phoebe)
(As Phoebe does so, the chandelier shimmers and covers the three of them in a white light. Cole throws another energy ball, but it bounces off the light.)
(standing up) The Power of Three.
(also standing) That's us. Potion! (her powers activated, the potion orbs from Cole's hand to hers) I do hate long goodbyes.
(Paige draws her hand back to throw the potion, but Phoebe grabs her hand at the last minute)
No! (she takes the potion out of Paige's hand)
Phoebe, are you crazy? Throw it before he shimmers out!
She's not gonna throw it. Are you?
(Phoebe holds the potion in her hand and stares Cole down)
We've been through so much together, haven't we? Our love's so strong, nothing can destroy it, not even this. We're meant to be together.
(She throws the potion. Screaming, Cole burns up from the inside and blows up.)
Oh, please, God, tell me I'm back.
Oh, there you are. Where'd you orb to?
(grunting) Where have you been? What happened to your clothes?
Time must have continues moving on in this reality, too.
Hi. Oh! Oh, okay. What's the celebration?
I'm just... so happy to be home, that's all!
I did? God, no. Never! Well, I mean, you know, maybe when I'm married or pregnant or... hopefully both at the same time. We're sisters. We shouldn't split up until we absolutely have to. You know that, right?
(sneezes) I'm still here, right?
I'm telling you, he's gone. For good.
Yeah, that's what we thought last time.
And the time before that.
This time is different. He straddled two worlds just like I did, but he wasn't invincible there. Cole's not coming back... ever.
It just seems far too easy. I don't know how I feel about that.
I think you should feel good about it, you know? We don't have to look over our shoulders anymore. It's over.
I guess it just wasn't meant to be.
Free us of the ties that bind,
Of evil magic intertwined,
We call upon the one who cures,
He who's to the Dark inured.
Hurt, why? Wait, you thought you and I...
No! no. I didn't think that at all
JJessica
Glen, the minister's waiting
I'm fine. Jessica, I wanted to apologise for not being very friendly earlier, I really am sorry.
JJessica
Thank you, thanks for saying that.
I just don't understand what Glen's doing with such a blonde bimbette!
And really, who's the surgeon who does those boobs, because they are fantastic, I should get the number for a friend of mine.
Paige, what the hell is wrong with you?
Me? Well nothing's wrong with me, I'm not the one marrying the wrong woman!
SRSpencer Ricks
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen baby. Oh wait, that's a woman's place, isn't it? So then you wouldn't have anywhere to go, would you?
You know what? You are a turkey. And turkeys don't write columns. (She turns him into a turkey) But they do make delicious dinners.
