Hi. What am I? A potted plant?
S3The Good, the Bad, and the Cursed
Oh, so now I'm supposed to trust a demon?
You know, as much as I hate to say this, Cole loves Phoebe. He took a huge risk to come here and try and prove himself to her and he will do whatever it takes to save her life.
He's right.
How can you be so sure?
Because he loves me as much as I love him.
BBartender
What'll it be?
Moonshine
BBartender
A what?
She means a whiskey. (to Prue) You watch too many old movies.
And you would be confusing me with Phoebe.
Ha, not a chance.
Still think you should have worn that pretty little red dress drying on the line.
Yeah, it was a prostitute's dress. Not exactly the kind of impression I wanted to make. At least I'm not wearing some dead guy's clothes.
S3Just Harried
Is this the biggest arch you could get?
Without opening a fast food franchise, yeah.
Well just remember, if love is the quest, then marriage is the conquest. This place must feel like... victory.
And here I thought weddings were meant to be romantic.
Oh, my dear, sweet child.
Better listen to Grams, Phoebe. I mean you could always calculate her age by the number of rings on her fingers.
I'll see you tomorrow, at four o'clock, Mrs. Halliwell. The women keep their names in this family.
IInspector
Ah, you stick your tongue down her throat but you don't know her name?
TTJ
That against the law?
Huh, wow, so you're relinquishing control to your little sister. You must really be tired.
Piper, you have to stay positive. You know what? I have Celine Dion "Behind The Music" on video cassette. Would you like to watch that?
Would you like to get slapped?
I love her with all my heart, and I promise to keep loving her and taking care of her for the rest of this life, the afterlife and whatever comes after that. Now you may not support it, and you may not agree with it, but it is not going to stop me from marrying your daughter today. Nothing will.
You know.. I could probably get used to having a whitelighter for a son-in-law.
Everybody having fun down here?
Where do you stand on demons?
Patty.
Hello, Victor, how are you?
Good. I mean, I was good. Alright, who brought my ex-wife back from the dead?
Not now, Victor. I know you two have issues but that's what the reception is for.
Prue! What the hell is going on?
Prue! Get your astral ass back here!
As Halliwells, we are blessed as witches but we are cursed as women. Sometimes I think we're all destined to be alone.
Piper, through all the tears and struggles, I always knew in my heart that we'd make it here. I promise to love and respect you from this point forward as your husband, as my wife, my lover, my friend, and my soul mate. All I am is yours.
Leo, you are the best thing that has ever happened to me. I was afraid that you were too good to be true, that maybe I didn't deserve someone so pure and beautiful and loving as you are. But here we are surrounded by the people that I love the most and I feel so proud, and so blessed to be your wife. Leo, I was born to love you and I always will.
S3Death Takes a Halliwell
I'm sorry if I've been a little cranky.
Say no more. Princess Prue has spoken, by the orders of the queen, that's me! Phoebeville and all of it's glory will be abandoned for greener pastures, and two lattes.
Oh, all hail the queen!
Yay, I love to be hailed!
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