Charmed quotes

Piper

Catch us if you can!

Phoebe

Have you tried it yet, Leo? It's a real head rush.

Leo

Do you realize how serious this is? You're blinking, the Book is changing.

Piper

Maybe we're blinking because of the Book.

Leo

The Book is changing because of you. It is an extension of you.

Piper

I should care about that--but I don't.

Leo

This is what I was afraid of. Whoever's got Prue is somehow reaching you too.

Phoebe

Okay Leo, I can tell this really upsets you, but I gotta tell you, I really like this whole 'think it and it happens' deal. I mean, just think of the time we could save not chanting!

Leo

Have you guys lost your minds?

Phoebe

Oh, Leo, get on board. Whatever it is, this is fabulous. You can't imagine the freedom, the power.

Leo

Phoebe, that is evil talking. You have to fight it!

Phoebe

What did you ever see in him?

Piper

I don't know. He is kind of a stick in the mud, isn't he?

Phoebe

Oh, another great idea! May I?

Piper

Be my guest.

Leo

All right, think about the power of... [he gets cut off when Phoebe waves her hand and turns him into a stick in a barrel of mud.]

Phoebe

Look at all the fun we've been missing.

Piper

And this is just the beginning!

Piper

[sarcastically] Oh no--he's gone. We're free!

Phoebe

Yes.

Piper

No more obeying the rules, considering the consequences, none of that crap!

Phoebe

Time to find Prue and go for broke.

Piper

Where are you going?

Phoebe

Well, I can't wreak havoc dressed like this.

Cole

[Cole shimmers into Phoebe's bedroom] Phoebe, if what I found out is true, Prue is in serious trouble. She's being forced to marry a warlock.

Phoebe

Figures that bitch would steal Piper's thunder!

Cole

You don't understand. A high-level priestess named Dantalian is rumored to have married them. She's got the power to turn Prue evil and turn you evil too. That's what's happening here.

Phoebe

So? Isn't that the way you want me? [she kisses him passionately again]

Cole

No, that is not how I want you to be. It is not how I want us to be. Our only chance is if we're both... good.

Phoebe

Love is love.

Cole

There is no such thing as evil love. It's only gratification, lust.

Piper

What's going on in here?

Phoebe

Nothing, unfortunately.

Piper

I heard voices.

Phoebe

Oh, did you? Um, I had a premonition. Must have gotten pretty loud.

Piper

I guess.

Phoebe

We gotta go. The high priestess that has Prue, supposedly she's coming here.

Piper

High pr--? Must have been a helluva premonition.

Dantalian

That was easy.

Piper

Too easy.

Piper

Where's our sister?

Dantalian

[apprehensively] I can help you. I can teach you evil. You're new at it, you don't know how to realize its full potential.

Piper

I don't know, I think we're getting the hang of it.

Phoebe

Wanna see?

Piper

Where's Prue?

Dantalian

Kill me and you'll never see her again.

Piper

So maybe we should [stomps on Dantalian] torture you instead!

Phoebe

Why don't you just shatter her hand and see what happens?

Piper

Last chance. [Dantalian stares] Fine. [smashes Dantalian's hand, Dantalian screams in agony]

Phoebe

Now, the really weird thing is we could do that to the other hand, and then go down to your feet ...

Piper

Actually, we could work up piece by piece, all the way to her head.

Phoebe

[waves knife and Dantalian's head] Where is Prue?

Piper

Whoa, Prue. Hey, hi. You don't look so good.

Phoebe

Oh, but that's a great dress.

Dantalian

Zile, Prue--eliminate them!

Piper

Prue, ignore her. Come on, come with us--we're your sisters.

Prue

I'm his wife, not your sister. [she raises her hands and sends Piper and Phoebe flying into the wall]

Prue

I love you.

You too.

Piper

Huh. Welcome to Planet Narcissist.

Phoebe

Oh yeah, Leo, sorry we killed you.

Dantalian

I hope so. [She touches their foreheads] In the beginning, we were damned, and through damnation, we found freedom, power, and purpose. As I unite you today, I remind you of those gifts. [Dantalian ties Zile and Prue's hands together] And in your union, may these gifts increase your powers may grow in the service of evil. So be it.

Phoebe

Dad doesn't know that Leo is a Whitelighter.

Piper

Well, I've been meaning to tell him, but considering Mom had an affair with her Whitelighter, I didn't think he'd be really receptive to the idea.

Leo

Piper, he's gonna kill me when he finds out.

Piper

Oh, don't be ridiculous, you're already dead.

Victor

Hm. Leo, I think it's time to come clean.

Leo

You do?

Victor

Yeah. I need to talk to you about something, man-to-man.

Leo

Man-to-man.

Victor

Well, from one mortal to another. Leo, it's not easy being married to a witch.

Leo

No?

Victor

That's why my marriage to Piper's mother didn't work out. It wasn't because I didn't love her, but because I wasn't prepared for what was to come.

Leo

Well, I think I'm prepared, sir. Uh, I mean, Victor.

Victor

Well, don't get me wrong, Leo. I want this marriage to succeed, that's why I'm warning you. But there are dangers out there worse than demons and warlocks. You do know about them, don't you?

Leo

Yeah, sure.

Victor

Well the dangers I'm talking about, you're not even going to see it coming. The thing I'm talking about will just sneak up on you (snaps his fingers in front of Leo's face) and destroy your marriage if you're not careful. Leo, do you know what a Whitelighter is?

Leo

Um...

Victor

Look, my point is, if you wanna...

Leo

Uh oh...

Victor

Wha?

Leo

Uh... (gulps) I have to go. Now.

Victor

Go?

Leo

Yeah, and I don't think you're gonna like the way I have to go, either. (smiles awkwardly at Victor and orbs out)

Cole

You have to hold my hand.

Prue

This sucks already.

Victor

Leo! You lying little piece of--

Piper

Okay, Dad. Not now. Stay with Phoebe. We'll be back.

Victor

Wha-?

Phoebe

Well, don't get mad at me. I've been shot.