Leo Wyatt quotes from Charmed

Leo

Yep, a demon chased her home.

Piper

Well that was nice of him.

Piper

This is not raging hormones talking! This is a very special baby, with very special needs, and I need someone pretty damn special to help me figure it out. And when I say now, I mean now!

Grams

Piper!

Piper

Thank you.

Leo

Don't thank me, I didn't do anything.

Grams

What am I doing here? And corporeal to boot.

Piper

What do you mean, didn't you come on your own power?

Grams

Honey, I'm good, but I'm not that good!

Phoebe

Dead? What do you mean she's dead?

Leo

Don't worry. The dwarves are all over it.

Phoebe

The dwarves?

Leo

Piper cast a spell that wound up summoning the descendents of the seven dwarves. Actually, they prefer to be called little people now.

Phoebe

Snow White and the Little People?

Leo

I'm sure that it's just all this arguing that's got the baby upset.

Piper

Leo, the baby is an inch long. All this arguing is upsetting the mommy!

Cole

Whoa, what was that?

Piper

Hey, how did you do that?

Leo

I don't know but I'm feeling really nauseous.

Piper

Oh, god, and I'm not. Wait, how, why... Why does he have my pregnancy symptoms?

Cole

Wait, w-wait, you're pregnant?

Piper

Well, I was. But, now I think Leo is.

Cole

Huh?

Leo

Hey, are your boobs always this sore?

Cole

Wait a minute, I'm confused…

Phoebe

Cole, maybe you should leave.

Phoebe

Okay, here are your crackers, here's a pad and a pen, we need a summoning spell.

Leo

What, now I'm supposed to rhyme?

Phoebe

Yeah, no rest for the whiny.

Phoebe

Think what you what, I think my niece is a genius. She did what any good marriage consultant would've done.

Leo

A good marriage consultant would've swapped our powers?

Phoebe

No, she would've made you walk a mile in each other's shoes.

Leo

You know, you're a pretty good whitelighter.

Piper

I learned from the best.

Leo

Hey I'm not nauseous anymore.

Piper

Hey I am! Wait, that's not good news…

Leo

What about your powers?

Piper

Very nice!

Leo

Oh God, not the crying thing.

Piper

[tearfully] Leo, I have growing powers inside of me, powers that I do not understand and the only person who does understand never has time to talk, add that to raging hormones and I guarantee you I am absolutely entitled to do the crying thing.

Leo

P3's still doing great.

Piper

Not as great as it used to be, thanks to me.

Leo

Well, Piper, you're having a baby. Your priorities have changed.

Piper

Yeah, well, haven't you heard? Women can have careers and babies now. It's been in all the papers.

Leo

Well, are those women trying to save the world from demons too?

Paige

Well, maybe try a different yoga instructor.

Piper

It wasn't the instructor, it was all those women showing off their sonogram pictures. And it was just working on my last nerve. Like 'look it's Jasper's first photo and it's gonna go on the fridge in a magnetic frame that says Jasper's first photo!'

Leo

Okay, I thought prenatal yoga was supposed to help you relax.

Leo

Well, what happens when they check the security camera to find out why the sonogram machine blew up like it did with Phoebe's baby?

Piper

Phoebe's baby was a demon, ours is an angel for crying out loud.

Leo

As your whitelighter, I would say go with your instincts.

Paige

Okay.

Leo

But as your brother-in-law, going up against your sisters is pure suicide.

Paige

Great. You really helped clarify this issue.