Paige Matthews quotes from Charmed

Phoebe

Speaking of looking forward... Piper, you're going on your honeymoon tonight. I think new lingerie is in order.

Piper

You always think new lingerie is in order.

Phoebe

Not for me, silly. You wanna come, Paige?

Paige

Ugh, I can't. I have to go to that evil place where they keep my paycheque.

Phoebe

Oh, right, sorry.

Paige

I can't believe I destroyed the house.

Phoebe

What I can't believe is what you almost saw in the hotel room. If you had gotten there five minutes earlier...

Piper

Lalala! Oversharing.

Piper

I'll go get the book and brush up on my ghostbusting.

Paige

No, no. I'll go do it.

Piper

You just said you were late for work

Paige

Yeah, but he's a ghost, who knows where he came from, what era. He's like a piece of manhunk history.

Phoebe

Cole wants us to get our own place

Paige

What, you mean move out?

Phoebe

Yeah, you know, like normal married couples do.

Piper

We didn't.

Phoebe

Yeah, but you're not normal.

Paige

How many have you had?

I don't keep track. Faces all fade away, it's the taste you remember.

Paige

And what was I, fast food?

Piper

We only know that Cole is dealing with demons, not that he is a demon.

Paige

If it looks like a demon and walks like a demon.

Piper

That's ducks, that's not Phoebe's husband!

Phoebe

I'm pregnant.

Piper

You're what?

Paige

Oh my God, from Cole?

Piper

Well maybe you haven't heard. There's a new Source, the old one is dead.

Paige

Yeah, we already kicked his sorry ass.

Wizard

He didn't die. He was reborn into a new sorry ass. Wait, that didn't come out right.

Phoebe

You're lying, I can see your wisdom teeth.

Paige

I don't have wisdom teeth.

Paige

Alright, what's the plan?

Piper

We learn from his mistakes.

Wizard

Not mistakes. Miscalculations.

Wizard

Please, Merlin was an over-rated hack. Tell me he's not the only wizard you people have ever heard of.

Paige

Does Harry Potter count?

Piper

This one duplicates my freezing power, plus it scalds the flesh, so we should only use it in a dire emergency.

Paige

No! I will not scald Phoebe’s flesh!

Piper

How, how, how could you do that? How could you just let him go?

Phoebe

I don't know why you're so upset, we saved the innocent, didn't we?

Piper

I can't talk to her. You talk to her!

Leo

Phoebe...

Phoebe

Things are not as black and white as they used to be, ok? I can't just go around and kill demons anymore.

Paige

Why not? We heard you just killed two last night.

Phoebe

Yeah, well that was different, he was getting on my nerves. I promised Cole I wouldn't kill anymore. And killing Malick would have been a huge betrayal.

Piper

Malick? You're on a first-name basis with the demons?

Leo

If you were just gonna order him to stop, you could have done that on your own. Why did you even come to us?

Phoebe

Because I missed you guys! Okay? Is that so wrong? I missed you!

Leo

Phoebe, you can't be the Queen of the Underworld and a Charmed One. You can't have it both ways.

Phoebe

Why not? Just because it's different doesn't mean that it can't work. And you all miss me too, even though I'm sure Piper probably doesn't want to admit it to herself.

Paige

Of course, we miss you, honey.

Phoebe

Well, you can have me back. You can have the Power of Three back. You just have to be willing to meet me halfway.

Piper

Phoebe, you can't protect the innocent and save demons. It just doesn't work that way.

Phoebe

Apparently, it does. He's alive, isn't he?

Paige

Yeah, but your friend Malick is gonna come back.

Phoebe

You don't know that.

Piper

That's what they do, Phoebe. They come back. They snarl, and come back.

Paige

Yeah, and now we have to worry about protecting him instead of trying to save you.

Phoebe

You think I need saving?

Piper

Are you kidding me? That baby inside you has corrupted you, more than you think.

Phoebe

Piper...

Piper

Don't Piper me. This is insane. What are you saying is insane. You can not come back. You can not work with us, as long as you're married to the Source.

Phoebe

So what do you want me to do?! You want me to leave my husband?!

Piper

Yes!

Phoebe

That is not fair!

Leo

It's not fair Phoebe, but you have to pick a side. Good or evil. That's how it works. Even though it means giving up someone you love, you have to choose.

Phoebe

I'm really sorry you feel that way. (she disappeares in the flame) .

Piper

I can't do this. (walks away)

Paige

What about Greg?

Oh no, not again.

Piper

This time, the Source is Cole. You really think she's going to say a little spell with us to vanquish him?

Paige

If she doesn't, we die.

Piper

Is that supposed to be comforting?

Piper

So let me get this straight, you summoned me to a cage where my powers don't work so we can all die together?

Paige

Well, the plan has some flaws admittedly.