Paige Matthews quotes from Charmed

Piper

Stand back.

Phoebe

What was that?

Paige

I think you just saw a mother lift a car off her child.

Phoebe

What the hell was that?

Paige

A Haiku, I couldn't do the rhyming thing.

Piper

Paige, you coming?

Paige

Can't. I have to go to that evil place where they keep my paycheck.

Paige

Oh, my God!

Not quite.

Paige

I don't understand, if we got our powers back, where did the Source go?

Into the void.

Paige

I hate it when you're right.

Piper

Really? See, I usually like it.

Paige

What about little Phoebe? She went back to her time with all this knowledge of the future. Won't that cause complications?

Piper

I doubt it. The minute she starts talking about magic, Grams will do some hocus pocus to erase all that knowledge.

Paige

That's nice.

Piper

That's Grams.

Phoebe

And for my two beautiful bridesmaids, whom I chose because they're my best friends in the whole wide world. There's a bonsai tree for balance and harmony, and a dreamcatcher so all your dreams will come true, just like mine have.

Paige

This is so great, tarot cards! My deck is totally trashed, this is perfect.

Phoebe

That's just incase you need psychic services while me and my new husband are busy getting busy.

Paige

This is Phoebe and Cole's tarot reading. They were lovers in the past, despair fills their present, but this is their future.

Piper

Oh, please, this looks nothing like Death. Prue met him, I know.

Phoebe

Don't think I don't know how you really feel about Cole.

Paige

Ugh, I have been nothing but nice to that demon.

Phoebe

Ex-demon.

Paige

Oh, is that like ex-convict?

Piper

You are going to get ready, we are going to put lots and lots of makeup on you.

Paige

Oh face it, there's not spackle in the world to fill those craters.

Paige

Listen, we're not fighting each other here, we're fighting evil. We kick evil's ass every day.

Piper

Sometimes twice a day.

Cole

You can't go yet Paige, we haven't gotten to the good part.

Paige

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought watching you guys make out all night was supposed to be the highlight of my evening.