Paige Matthews quotes from Charmed

Phoebe

Why did you come to Prue's funeral? I mean, you never even met her right?

Paige

No, I never did. I don't want this to be taken the wrong way, but, I just feel like part of me lost her too. I just.. I felt drawn to her, to all you guys. I guess it was just part of me trying to find out who I was.

Piper

What happened?!

Paige

I don't know, they just... grew.

Piper

(as Phoebe scoffs) Oh, right, and-and you had nothing to do with that.

Phoebe

Did you cast any spells?

Paige

One... (reluctantly after a pause) Five...

Piper

Five?!

Phoebe

Okay, what did you do just before you turned into Betty Boop?

Paige

Tell her, Piper. It's all right to hate her.

Paige

You should hate her. When my parents died, I hated them. I was alone, and I hated them. It is okay to hate Prue!

Piper

(seemingly to Paige) How dare you! (suddenly turns and begins to beat her hands against Prue's gravestone) How dare you leave me! How could you go and die and leave me here all alone, please come back! I need you, please come back... (breaks down sobbing while turning back human)

Leo

It's okay, it's gonna be okay, honey.

Piper

It's not 'okay', she risked her life every day and she never thought about what would happen to me and Phoebe if she was gone.

Leo

I know...

Piper

How could she think... that I could live without her?

Piper

(noticing Paige's scratch) You know, Leo could fix that for you.

Paige

It's my first war wound, think I'll wear it with pride.

Piper

Paige, there are rules to being a witch, rules that you will have to learn and follow.

Paige

Well, not to be difficult, but... you're married to our Whitelighter and Phoebe's shacking up with a demon. So, on balance, maybe my friend could stay cute?

Piper

Okay. After mixing your potions, what's the best method to preserve unused sea slugs for future use? A) Pickle them, B) Sugar them, C) Smoke them, D) Freeze dry them.

Paige

Well now, you see, if I had extra sea slugs, I'd let those little suckers go right on back into the ocean.

Paige

Next up, some powered toadstool. Bam! Let's kick it up one more notch.

Leo

Whoa, what are you doing?

Paige

You know, just preparing for the Source.

Leo

Oh, is he coming over for dinner?

Paige

My God, what did you have for dinner?

Phoebe

Kung Pao Chicken. Sorry.

Leo

Okay, well then there's just one more thing that we need to tie up.

Piper

Oh, okay.

Phoebe

Uh, Leo what are you looking for?

Leo

Something very important.

Paige

Broken glass?

Leo

Broken glass that needs healing. Here it is. It's up to you.

Piper

Can you do it? Well, then do it. It looks like P3's back.

Can’t you just be a little late?

Paige

I already am a little late.

Can’t you be a lot late?

Phoebe

But we could do something about it if we were together, you know, if we lived together 'cos that’s when we’re the strongest. What do you say?

Paige

Are you two out of your freakin’ minds?

Piper

Don’t people storm out of the house when they’re angry...?

Phoebe

The Evil Enchantress?

Paige

That's it! That's the evil witch, the one who kills the Prince, after he gets her pregnant, of course.

Piper

Of course!

Paige

Piper, do that thing you do.

Piper

I don't wanna blow him up.

Paige

Well risk it, he's using his tongue!

Piper

So why is Sir Lust-a-Lot after you?

Paige

How should I know?

Piper

Well, because it's your damn fairy tale and it's alive and frozen in our kitchen.