Paige Matthews quotes from Charmed

Leo

This is who you are Paige, you know that. Why are you running from it?

Paige

Oh gee, I don't know. Being hunted by the Source, ducking the Furies and being shrunk by a psycho demon, not to mention being chased after by a bedtime story. I don't know why I wouldn't want the rest of my life to be just like that.

I will not leave until you are with child.

Paige

Okay, a) I always use protection and b) You're a fairy tale! Just keep that sword of yours sheathed pal.

Just tell me what you want and I will give it to you, I swear.

Paige

Can you make me as good as Prue was?

Don't tell me I become good in the future.

Paige

Damn good. (She pulls the potion out of her purse and throws it, but the Enchantress destroys it with lightning.)

And here I was, so looking forward to meeting myself. (she blows Paige backward with a blast of wind, knocking her into the car)

Why do you run from me?

Paige

Why are you chasing me?

Because we're meant to be together

Paige

That is not true! Does this look like King Arthur's court buddy?

It doesn't matter, we're meant to conceive an heir my love

Paige

Stop saying that!

Phoebe

You guys want some privacy?

Paige

This is not funny!

Paige

What the hell happened?

Piper

The freakin' furniture just attacked!

Piper

Leo! Leo!

Paige

Will you stop with the Leo Leo, you're driving me crazier than I already am.

Phoebe

Ahh!

Piper

What? What is it? What did you see?

Phoebe

I saw the back of my eyelids, what do you think I saw?

Phoebe

I think it worked.

Paige

Either that or we're in Mary Poppins' head.

Phoebe

Is something wrong.

Piper

No. Everything is just right.

Paige

Except my chair...

Piper

Yeah... which, ummm, I'll actually pay to replace.

Paige

Oh God no. It's not your fault. (Paige pauses) Or is it?

Piper

Actually, yeah... it is. I was just upset that there was yet another demon in our house, in our lives. And I know I should stop fighting it and just accept it, but...

Paige

Nah. It wasn't my favorite chair. Besides, it is kinda good to know I am not the only one who struggles with the idea of being a witch.

Phoebe

No, trust me, you are in good company.

Leo

Well, the good news is that you won't have to deal with the Source anytime soon, because Cole hurt him pretty bad.

Cole

Not bad enough though, he'll be back.

Phoebe

So. (Rubs her hands up and down Cole's chest) He's gone for now. First time in a long time. Maybe we should take advantage of that.

Cole

(Pulls Phoebe up against him) Why Ms. Haliwell, are you trying to seduce me?

Phoebe

Always.

Piper

Ewwww...

Paige

Okay... I'm just going to go to the store and get some milk or something...

Leo

(to Piper) You sure you're okay?

Piper

Yeah. I mean, I'm never going to stop wanting a normal life, but I think that's the one thing that actually keeps me sane.

Leo

Well, you deserve a normal life Piper. We both do. And maybe we'll get that once we banish the Source once and for all.

Piper

And who knows. Maybe one day I could have a baby shower of my own. What do you think?

Leo

Well in that case...

Piper

Oh!

Leo

Need to practice a little.

Piper

Leo!

Paige

So I hear you and Leo are thinking about having a baby.

Piper

Where did you hear that from?

Paige

From Phoebe. Oh, did I just break some sort of sister confidentiality clause?

Piper

No, you didn't. And no, we are not. Keep flipping.

Paige

A demon who likes to kill witches. Well, that narrows it down to about every page in the book.

Piper

We have one clue. We know he likes to use an athame.

Paige

How does that help?

Piper

Well, it means he has hands. Keep flipping.

Paige

Who's going to kill us?

Piper

No one.

Paige

That's new.

Paige

Who's attacking us?

Piper

No one.

Paige

Right on, I get the weekend off.

Piper

See now that is the spirit.

Phoebe

This is perfect. We need a theme. You're an artistic, creative type.

Paige

A theme?

Phoebe

Yeah, I'll explain on the way. Us theme, you potion.

Piper

Me peeved, you annoying.