Paige Matthews quotes from Charmed

Paige

Well call me butter, 'cause I'm on a roll.

Paige

(after meeting Gideon.) Who does he think he is? Obi-Wan Kenobi?

Paige

Bugspray, we shoulda used bugspray.

Paige

So we're starring in a little movie called Pleasantville.

Paige

Stop yelling at Death!

Paige

Definitely a bachelor.

Paige

Don't worry, we'll have you out of that unflattering color in no time!

Paige

I'm so sorry for your loss.

Phoebe

Thank you. How did you know Prue? From work?

Paige

No. Just from around. You know...

Phoebe

Have we met before?

Paige

No, I don't... I don't think so. Anyway, my condolences.

Phoebe

Thank you. (She shakes Paige's hand -- then gets hit with a powerful premonition: Paige is on a skyscraper rooftop helipad. She screams as she squeezes her eyes shut in fear as the demon Shax gestures and sends a concessive blast toward her to kill her. She stumbles to the floor after her premonition ends.)

Piper

Phoebe!

Leo

Phoebe?

Piper

Are you all right?

Phoebe

I saw him! The demon that killed Prue.

Leo

Shax? What was he doing?

Phoebe

He was killing that girl.

Piper

What girl?

Phoebe

The one who I was just talking to. I gotta go find her!

Leo

Go! Go!

Piper

Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Damnit! This is Prue's funeral for God's sake! Can we at least bury her in peace?! Is that too much to ask?!

Paige

Oh, never mind. It's boring. All right, but if I tell you all about Paige and you use it against me, I will get out my voodoo doll and make you sorry you're a man. So my sad story is that I'm adopted, only it's not so sad because I loved my parents, God rest. So after they died, I went searching for my birth mother, hoping to get some answers. I went to the police station, found the church where I was dumped at… I checked around. I figured she must've lived near here, you know? They even thought I might've been… related to the Halliwell sisters for a minute, but their Mom died a long time ago, so I gave up on that.

Well, did you ever meet the sisters, ask them about it or…

Paige

Yeah right. "Hi. I think your Mom might've abandoned me at birth. What's for dinner?" No. I don't think so.

Phoebe

It's not enough. Shax was just the messenger. We need to get The Source.

Paige

The Source of what?

Piper

Of All Evil.

This is none of your business. You're an assisstant, not a social worker.

Paige

That's because you're too cheap to make me one.