Paige Matthews quotes from Charmed

Phoebe

I thought you said you tied them up.

Paige

I did, but the little flockers got loose.

My name will haunt you to your grave.

Phoebe

What was his name again?

Paige

I don't remember.

Cronyn

I hate good magic...fairy tales, wishes on stars, and children who believe in Santa Claus. Mortals don't know it exists, but magic infuses all their hopes and dreams.

Paige

Stand back. I think he's gonna break out in song.

Cronyn

Magic must be saved. And it's up to us.

Paige

Us? We're us. You're them. We don't help thems. Sorry.

Phoebe

Yeah, but I kinda liked his whole 'world without magic' speech. Very Capra.

Paige

It was pure Crapa.

Phoebe

Step aside, bitch!

Paige

Yeah, that's our job.

Paige

Is that what I think it is?

Phoebe

Uh, if you're referring to Mr. Winky, between the legs, yes.

Leo

Whoa, what'd I miss?

Piper

A lot!

Paige

Victor needs help!

Phoebe

Ok, breathe. Keep breathing, keep breathing. Don't forget to breathe. Very good! Relax. Relax.

Piper

Dad!

Victor

Yeah, honey?

Piper

I'm sorry about your demon wife.

Victor

Oh, hush. Don't think about that.

Leo

I'm right here, baby.

Phoebe

You okay? You okay? Ok, you're doing great. You're doing great. Push, okay? Last push.

Piper

I can't.

Phoebe

You have to. A big one. Big one! Push!

Leo

You can do it.

Piper

I can't.

Phoebe

You can. You can.

Paige

Yes, you can.

Phoebe

You're gonna be okay. Push. Push! Push!

Paige

Oh, I think the magic is coming back.

Phoebe

Here we go. Here we go! Oh, I see a shoulder. And another shoulder. And an arm, another arm. Oh, and something else. Something else.

Piper

What? What?

Phoebe

Hi, baby. Hi. Okay. Okay. Look!

Paige

Oh. Is that what I think it is?

Leo

You mean, I got a boy?

Phoebe

Here you go, mama.

Piper

Hi. Hi, little guy. What are you doing? Look what we did.

Leo

I see.

Paige

It's a miracle.

Piper

A little miracle.

Phoebe

He's beautiful.

Piper

Oh. You are safe, you are loved, and you are wise.

Phoebe

Yeah well, Prudence Melinda might get him in trouble at school.

Paige

I'm thinking that's probably true, although he could just zap them onto a roof like Harry Potter would or something.

Piper

After seeing what the kid can do inside the womb, he's no Muggle.

Phoebe

Hey, what about Potter? Potter Halliwell? Or is it Wyatt?

Leo

No, it's definitely Halliwell. Demons fear it, good magic respects it, and I want what's best for him. That's why I'm going to say no to Potter.

Piper

The demons saw the forcefield, they're gonna try and find a way around it.

Paige

Well unless they can get up to Elderland, he's gonna be fine.

Phoebe

Oh...I could just eat your little face...

Piper

Phoeb? After the parasites that did actually kinda want to eat him...not so cute.

Phoebe

Gotcha! Oooh, I could smush you! Oooh, I could just smush your little face!

Piper

Much better.

Paige

Is that his new name? Smush Face Halliwell?

Leo

'S about as good as everything else we've come up with.

Phoebe

No new ideas, huh?

Piper

Actually-

Leo

No, we've been so busy with the alarm and the demon fighting and the sister saving. (he looks at Paige)

Paige

Sorry...

Piper

Oh, don't be sorry, Paige, you were brave! And you inspired me to fight and you made the world a safer place for our baby... which is why I would like to give the baby the middle name of Matthew, in honor of his super-protective Aunt Paige.

Phoebe

I think that's a great idea.

Piper

(looks at Leo) What do you think?

Leo

(he smiles) Yeah.

Paige

(touched) Thanks.

Piper

And I also have an idea for his first name! Wyatt, in honor of his very protective daddy.

Leo

(stunned but happy) Really? It doesn't begin with a 'P'...

Piper

Well, so we break with tradition.

Paige

My sweater shrunk.

Piper

Ah, come on, you've worn tighter things than that.

Piper

Hello, have you forgotten about the big-boob fiasco??

Paige

No, my back still hurts.

Actually, darlin', I think Seamus wants you to keep this. For all you done for us, for savin' our kind.

Paige

Aw, you guys kinda did that yourselves. It was your luck, after all.

Ha hay, but it was your fighting spirit that sparked it. The same spirit Seamus had.

Paige

I wish I could, accept that, compliment, but… I was just looking to be reimbursed, to tell you the truth. I felt like… magic owed me.

And you still feel that way?

Paige

No. I don't.

Doesn't matter what brings a person; only what they leave with.