Phoebe Halliwell quotes from Charmed

Piper

With everything that happens in our lives, love just feels like an invitation for more pain.

Phoebe

Well... maybe you don't start with love. Maybe you just start with 'thanks'.

Paige

My God, what did you have for dinner?

Phoebe

Kung Pao Chicken. Sorry.

Piper

Okay, well like it or not, there have been a lot of changes lately, and this is hardly the biggest.

Phoebe

Ooh, speak of the devil/whitelighter/witch.

Phoebe

It's not fair, you shouldn't carry the financial burden.

Piper

I will worry about the source of our income, if you worry about the Source of all evil.

Phoebe

Damn it! I am only going to say this once, the real world better start showing me some respect otherwise I'm going to stop saving it every week!

Leo

What happened?

Phoebe

I just had the worst job interview for a position that a monkey could fill, provided that the monkey could explain why it needed flexible work hours.

Oh, my gosh. How did you do that?

Phoebe

The Power of Three.

Piper

The Power of point-Three.

Leo

Okay, well then there's just one more thing that we need to tie up.

Piper

Oh, okay.

Phoebe

Uh, Leo what are you looking for?

Leo

Something very important.

Paige

Broken glass?

Leo

Broken glass that needs healing. Here it is. It's up to you.

Piper

Can you do it? Well, then do it. It looks like P3's back.

Phoebe

Look at me. I look like a drowned rat! I need my blow dryer.

Piper

Pretend you’re camping.

Phoebe

I hate camping.

Phoebe

But we could do something about it if we were together, you know, if we lived together 'cos that’s when we’re the strongest. What do you say?

Paige

Are you two out of your freakin’ minds?

Piper

Don’t people storm out of the house when they’re angry...?

Phoebe

The Evil Enchantress?

Paige

That's it! That's the evil witch, the one who kills the Prince, after he gets her pregnant, of course.

Piper

Of course!

Piper

Paige! The Charmed Ones come first!

Phoebe

The Charmed Ones come first?

Piper

It always worked when Prue said it.

Phoebe

He’s wandering around in chain mail?

Piper

It’s San Francisco. No one will notice.

Phoebe

Defiant, clever, and independent. That kind of describes Paige, don't you think?

Piper

Yeah, along with stubborn, stubborn, and more stubborn.

Leo

What the hell happened here?

Phoebe

Paige's past life almost killed us. That's what happened here.