Piper Halliwell quotes from Charmed

Phoebe

Okay, you guys, we have a warlock to catch. And I know were beaten, and I know we're tired, but that does not mean we can just lay down and play dead.

Piper

I don't think we're gonna have to play.

Phoebe

Am I the world's biggest bitch or what?

Piper

Nah, too easy.

Phoebe

(to paige) You haven't told us and we've been dying to know. What happened in your past?

Paige

I found out that I wasn't responsible for the accident.

Piper

Of course you weren't.

Phoebe

Then what's wrong?

Paige

It just makes me sad that my parents will never see us, or what I've become.

Leo

Actually, that's not quite true.

Piper

Uh, Leo?

Leo

Let's just say that I owe Clyde now.

We know who you are honey, what you've become.

We've been with you every step of the way and we're so proud of you sweetheart.

Piper

Darryl, I'm sorry, but what do you want me to say? My sister was just possessed with a supernaturally born killer and my husband is in 1994, and I do not mean in the fashion sense. He time traveled back with my other sister so the only one left to help me is you.

Darryl

Gee. Thanks.

Piper

First they're all over each other at the manor, then they steal a ring and now a wedding dress? Frankie and Lulu's unfinished business isn't criminal, it's matrimonial. They wanna get married!

Darryl

Do you people have any normal weddings in your family?

Piper

I don't think you understand..

Paige

I understand that I also pay rent here!

Piper

There is no rent.

Paige

It's an expression.

Piper

No it's not!

Paige

Well it should be!

Paige

Aah!

Piper

What, demons you can handle, but not rats? Aah!

Paige

Right back at you.

Piper

I don't think it's a good idea if your boyfriend stays here.

Paige

He's not my boyfriend. Sometimes he's my boyfriend, but mostly he's just my really good friend.

Paige

You can trust Glen. He's been my friend since, God, kindergarten.

Piper

You haven't been a witch since kindergarten. I don't think you understand.

Leo

Hey, there, Glen!

Piper

What did you hear?

Excuse me?

Phoebe

She said what are you doing here?!

Phoebe

Is he staying here?

Piper

Mm-hmm.

Phoebe

I think you need to talk to her.

Piper

I did, and apparently I was the only one paying attention.

Paige

Urgh, the sun came up again.

Phoebe

Good morning sunshine, let me pour you a cup of coffee. Notice anything different about me?

Piper

Engagement ring. Notice it or wear coffee.

Piper

You know what? Don't make our issues his issues. I think you need to give him a chance to learn how to control it. Maybe that's why we met him. To teach him, guide him.

Phoebe

Feed him.

Paige

Wow, Phoebe, you went all out.

Phoebe

Oh, well, you know me. Any excuse to spend a little extra time in the kitchen.

Piper

I do know you and that's just not true.

Phoebe

Oh, but it is now that I'm going to be Sadie, Sadie, married lady.

Piper

Alright, Sadie, how about I take the cookies to the kid.

Piper

Stand back.

Phoebe

What was that?

Paige

I think you just saw a mother lift a car off her child.