Piper Halliwell quotes from Charmed

Phoebe

What the hell was that?

Paige

A Haiku, I couldn't do the rhyming thing.

Piper

Paige, you coming?

Paige

Can't. I have to go to that evil place where they keep my paycheck.

Piper

A demon? What kind of demon?

Phoebe

One with a half a face.

Piper

Yuck!!

Phoebe

Oh honey, are you still on that Last Will and Testament kick? I gotta tell you, it's very very morbid.

Piper

No, it's very very responsible. Prue did it, and thank God she did 'cause if she didn't we'd still be dealing with lawyers. No offense.

Cole

Oh, none taken. I've come to terms with my evil past.

Phoebe

For Prue.

Piper

For Prue.

Leo

What do you say we go home and get started on our future?

Piper

What do you say we go home and sleep, and we work on that future tomorrow night.

Piper

Maybe you're right, maybe you do need the book. What good is being a witch if you can't use a little magic when you're hurting.

Phoebe

I cannot believe that you're suggesting that. What about personal gain?

Piper

Well, just word the spell properly, avoid it. You should know how to do it by now. Just be pure, ask your heart for the answer. Just don't tell Paige, I just don't want her thinking she can do it too.

Paige

I hate it when you're right.

Piper

Really? See, I usually like it.

Phoebe

I can explain, you are dreaming.

Piper

Dreaming?

Phoebe

Yes, dreaming. And you are going to wake up in your room and everything is going to be fine.

Little Phoebe

I'm ten, I'm not stupid. Grams!

Piper

Wow, I do not miss that.

Little Phoebe

Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream...

Piper

Honey, you have to listen to me.

Little Phoebe

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.

Piper

We're just trying to help.

Leo

She's your sister.

Piper

Yeah, don't remind me.

Phoebe

Having a little trouble with young Phoebe?

Piper

Yeah, enough to make me reconsider having children. Maybe we should just lie to her again.

Phoebe

No. I think I have an idea.

Little Phoebe

Stay away from me or I'll sick Prue on you.

Piper

Oh, yeah, don't go there.

Little Phoebe

Oh, my gosh! Who are you?

Phoebe

That guy is Cole. He's our fiancee.

Little Phoebe

Wait, you mean he's our prince? The one who sweeps us off our feet?

Piper

: Haha, Prince?

Paige

What about little Phoebe? She went back to her time with all this knowledge of the future. Won't that cause complications?

Piper

I doubt it. The minute she starts talking about magic, Grams will do some hocus pocus to erase all that knowledge.

Paige

That's nice.

Piper

That's Grams.

Paige

This is Phoebe and Cole's tarot reading. They were lovers in the past, despair fills their present, but this is their future.

Piper

Oh, please, this looks nothing like Death. Prue met him, I know.