Piper Halliwell quotes from Charmed

Piper

Evil hiding in plain sight, I use this spell with all my might, to stop your changing form and shape, this vanquish deals your fate.

It doesn't really rhyme does it? Sorry.

Piper

Leo! Leo!

Paige

Will you stop with the Leo Leo, you're driving me crazier than I already am.

Phoebe

Ahh!

Piper

What? What is it? What did you see?

Phoebe

I saw the back of my eyelids, what do you think I saw?

Phoebe

Sorry...had to grab my broom.

Piper

For what?

Phoebe

Well for flying, silly.

Piper

Are you really my husband?

Leo

Yes.

Piper

And that would make you two really my sisters?

Phoebe

Whether you like it or not!

Phoebe

Is something wrong.

Piper

No. Everything is just right.

Paige

Except my chair...

Piper

Yeah... which, ummm, I'll actually pay to replace.

Paige

Oh God no. It's not your fault. (Paige pauses) Or is it?

Piper

Actually, yeah... it is. I was just upset that there was yet another demon in our house, in our lives. And I know I should stop fighting it and just accept it, but...

Paige

Nah. It wasn't my favorite chair. Besides, it is kinda good to know I am not the only one who struggles with the idea of being a witch.

Phoebe

No, trust me, you are in good company.

Leo

Well, the good news is that you won't have to deal with the Source anytime soon, because Cole hurt him pretty bad.

Cole

Not bad enough though, he'll be back.

Phoebe

So. (Rubs her hands up and down Cole's chest) He's gone for now. First time in a long time. Maybe we should take advantage of that.

Cole

(Pulls Phoebe up against him) Why Ms. Haliwell, are you trying to seduce me?

Phoebe

Always.

Piper

Ewwww...

Paige

Okay... I'm just going to go to the store and get some milk or something...

Leo

(to Piper) You sure you're okay?

Piper

Yeah. I mean, I'm never going to stop wanting a normal life, but I think that's the one thing that actually keeps me sane.

Leo

Well, you deserve a normal life Piper. We both do. And maybe we'll get that once we banish the Source once and for all.

Piper

And who knows. Maybe one day I could have a baby shower of my own. What do you think?

Leo

Well in that case...

Piper

Oh!

Leo

Need to practice a little.

Piper

Leo!

Paige

So I hear you and Leo are thinking about having a baby.

Piper

Where did you hear that from?

Paige

From Phoebe. Oh, did I just break some sort of sister confidentiality clause?

Piper

No, you didn't. And no, we are not. Keep flipping.

Paige

A demon who likes to kill witches. Well, that narrows it down to about every page in the book.

Piper

We have one clue. We know he likes to use an athame.

Paige

How does that help?

Piper

Well, it means he has hands. Keep flipping.

Phoebe

Where are you going?

Piper

P3

Phoebe

At 9 in the morning, don't club kids sleep in?

Piper

Corporate party, big money, total nightmare.

Phoebe

Uh, what if there's an attack?

Piper

At 9am? Don't demons sleep in?

Paige

Who's going to kill us?

Piper

No one.

Paige

That's new.

Paige

Who's attacking us?

Piper

No one.

Paige

Right on, I get the weekend off.

Piper

See now that is the spirit.

Phoebe

So, I was thinking, since you're the potions master, isn't there something you could whip up? Some kind of protection potion, maybe?

Piper

Pheebs, if there was such a thing as a protection potion we'd be mixing it in our morning coffee.

Phoebe

This is perfect. We need a theme. You're an artistic, creative type.

Paige

A theme?

Phoebe

Yeah, I'll explain on the way. Us theme, you potion.

Piper

Me peeved, you annoying.

Piper

I'm making this up as I go along, so power surge or no, you're going to have to be patient. Just like you're going to have to be patient on the marriage front.

Cole

I don't think that's any of your business.

Leo

You don't know sisters very well, do you?

Phoebe

It's about good versus evil, and wrong versus right, and our job as witches to fight the good fight.

Piper

Dr. Seuss, is that you?