Piper Halliwell quotes from Charmed

Piper

As Halliwells, we are blessed as witches but we are cursed as women. Sometimes I think we're all destined to be alone.

Piper

Oh, no, don't tell me we got infected with those sin thingys.

Piper

Wait a minute, so Cole is risking his life to maintain stock portfolios?

Piper

Wouldn't it be nice to save the world at a decent hour?

Piper

I don't know what is up with me. Every time I try to freeze, I flame!

Piper

If you ask me, I think you're being paranoid. We kicked Shax's ass. We bad.

Piper

Hello Leo, nice of you to orb in...where've you been?!

Piper

Okay, so Oprah or Barbara? Barbara makes you cry. We go with Oprah.

Piper

I'm not angry. I am pissed off! Don't you understand? You healed the wrong sister! You saved me because I'm your damn wife, and you should've saved her because she was the best! Because she... you should... Why did they put us through so much for it to end this way?

Piper

She's been there my whole life. I've always had a big sister. And I don't know how to live without one.

Piper

Yeah, I'm angry, um, I'm confused, and you know what, this, this is just crazy! You cannot float in here after all these years and go, 'Oh gosh, I forgot, by the way, you've got a sister!' Especially NOT today of all days!

Piper

I guess blood's a little thicker than evil.

Piper

Paige, don't be make me the wicked witch of the northwest. I didn't ask for this big sister gig and frankly it sucks. But since I'm on a roll, you should get rid of that lollipop habit because it's going to rot your teeth.

Piper

I smell something witchy.

Piper

It's okay, P3 doesn't exist anymore.